I said I wasn't going to update this for a while but I just wanted to say that I had a dream that the FBI was after Tom Hanks because they connected him with planting a car bomb with Michael Moore. Also the FBI had a record of Tom Hanks' daily calorie intake. That is all.
Hello. I am in the process of cutting this page up and giving it a brand new look. Until that happens I think there will not be as many updates, which is unfortunate because spring quarter starts tomorrow and I expect there to be many interesting things to say about the new classes. But the new page will be excellent! It will just take some time.
You have probably already come across this poll concerning the name of the new page which I am running over various electronic communication media, but I am putting it here just in case, and to tell you that I have changed the rules so that you may vote for up to three. Let me know which you think are best:
List of things I will talk about when the new page is finished:
I forget the rest.
Oh, and here is Kim Jong Il's LiveJournal.
I think I am the only one around here home on spring break. It is a bit disappointing.
New photos are up!
Tonight I was going to put up some new photos for the first time since December or so, but then I started looking through UCSB's Website to find out when my finals are, and it turns out I have three in one day, from 8 to 7. I think I will need to look into having that remedied. I was sort of wondering what form der Zeitplangeist would take this quarter, and I think this is the answer.
A not-so-brief list of its previous incarnations:
I do enjoy the unordered lists.
Last night was definitely the best sleep I have gotten since the quarter started. And it has little to nothing to do with Steve Carell being back on the Daily Show. Hoo-ha.
HAPPY PALIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. Aside from that, today will also be known as the day Steve Carell made his triumphant return to the Daily Show.
I have not updated this page in quite a while. I think it is mostly due to this quarter becoming extra-busy in the last few weeks. That all culminated today with heightened madness surrounding my psychology final, which I thought was tomorrow. So, yes. Fortunately, Sarah was thoughtful enough to leave a final-related away message up and I managed to show up about forty minutes late, with not quite all of the material reviewed. It was definitely not my finest hour. However, my TAs have informed me that I'll probably be kicking photo and digital media both in the face, and I can live with that. Photo has been a ridiculous rollercoaster of non-instruction. Our four projects for the quarter were presented to us with more or less these guidelines:
So you can see how that might have become frustrating after a certain point. Open-endedness is very nice, but always in moderation.
Then there's digital media, which is a similar story, although not without its own unique set of quirks which you may have picked up by reading my Tuesday night updates this quarter. – Whatever song just started playing is good. – It had about the same amount of project freedom, although there were special hidden guidelines, like having to conform to the professor's own personal aesthetic in order for him to like your projects and thus give you a good grade. Fortunately I happen to like a similar aesthetic (Although it's not quite present here -- That's something I want to change.) so things went over without too much of a fuss. Not an extremely enjoyable (or beneficial) lecture, though. Also, a digital design class that churns out a bunch of people creating Websites that use giant JPEGs of text rather than actual text has some issues which need to be dealt with. However, I am done with that now.
Well, I just read some of that over again and decided I'm no longer in an update-writing state of mind. So, here are the latest new search terms with which people have found this page:
And, I am not making this up:
So, my page doesn't rope in just any incest-searching degenerates, it catches the ones who sdfkelakd opweonfh oamblabva 23 -j9jgnai fn rflamo wp rdnmabkldnb
So for the longest time I always pictured John McCrea from Cake as the slickest guy in the world. He'd always be wearing sunglasses, of course, and some kind of hat. Maybe a long jacket of some sort. He's too cool to actually sing the notes more than half the time. Then I looked up a picture of him and it turns out he's this goofy-looking guy with a goatee.
No offense intended, of course.
Anyway, here are some selected sayings Jason (my roommate) spelled around his computer monitor with Valentine's Day heart stickers:
And finally, a collection of amusing search terms with which people have found this page, and the number of times they've been used (I swear I am not making these up):
I think that just goes to show that if you've arrived here via a search engine, you probably didn't want to be here in the first place.
