Public service announcement

Thursday, October 30, 2003 » gaming update

It is advisable that you avoid playing Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for extended periods of time. One subject was recorded as uttering the following nonsense:

"Don't heal her! I just spent time! I just spent three turns getting her down! You brought her up!"

"OHh, far fist! In yo' pants."

"OHh, reflect magic! You dead! You die!"

"Oh, it just turned red. What excellent timing. What sexcellent timing."