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Post-Christmas update

I've been half-under the delusion that the last couple of days nearly restored my sleep schedule to something resembling normal, but that's really not the case. I think every day for the last week I've been up till 2 or later.

But anyway. Christmas has come and gone once again. It feels like it goes by faster each year, and it's sad that there doesn't seem to be as much time to fully absorb all the holiday atmosphere around town. Maybe that just means I should start my shopping earlier next year, though. It's a thought.

Christmas Day was calm, as it should be. Finally not having the annual outside engagements meant we could have a relaxing family dinner, then sit around reading books and playing with all the new gadgets. The Nightmare Before Christmas was involved, as well. I guess some had their Miracle on 34th Streets or It's a Wonderful Life; we had Jack Skellington.

The next day I paid Morgan a visit to see her off before she embarked on what's turning into a yearly visit to Canadia, along with Sarah, Jennifer, and possibly another Jennifer. (I never could remember how many Jennifers were involved.) There was also her grandpa's famous lasagna, and Shadow even decided to come out of the woodworks. Good timez.

Interesting true fact: If you're wondering if there's any final bastion of America untouched by fast food, then take heed, for I have found such a place. It is actually Dublin, California. I guarantee all fast food establishments there are either invisible or imaginary.

Sometimes I wonder if it's possible to write a fluid conclusion to these things at 4:30.

I think if you've gotten anything out of this, it ought to be: Stay out of Dublin.

Here's another

"Oh yeah, turn it up. Turn up the Trek. Pump up the volume. Pump it up. Pump up the Trek. Oh yeah. Say it, Picard. Over and over."

- Anonymous

Here's the title

"You have an extra PlayStation 2?"
"Your family is such asswipes."

- William and Ken (or maybe it was Ken and William), to Noah

Billionairia

If I was deliriously rich, I don't think I'd make any drastic changes to my current lifestyle. For instance, I wouldn't hire any butlers or maids or anyone to do my laundry. I'd still probably do it myself, despite the fact that I'd be able to afford brand new clothes each time the old ones got used. There might be a few times, while rummaging through the dryer, or possibly while folding clothes, that I'd feel frustrated over what an inconvenience having to do laundry is. But then I'd just think, Oh yeah, I have so much money, and I'd feel pretty good again.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

As William expertly observed, "At least we don't have to rewind it."

He's probably emoting "waiting in line for five hours"

Emotion Eric spotted outside Return of the King.

<rumsfeld> ehehe you'll PAY for this He-Man!

ahaha I don't even know

Now wait just one minizzle

The new AOL commercial is insane. That is all.

The Last Samurai

Everyone ought to go see this movie. As my zany ethics professor explained, ought implies an obligation, so yes, you are all now obligated to see this movie. I'm trying to think back on all the movies I've seen since January and figure out if any of them were quite as good as this, because I'd like to say it's the best movie I've seen this year. So far I'm not really remembering any.

Tom Cruise isn't as bad as I expected him to be. In fact, he's not bad at all. Ken Watanabe was excellent, as well, along with much of the supporting cast.

Hans Zimmer's soundtrack was effective accompaniment, but I felt it would have benefited a lot from a little more distinctive of a sound. Ah well. I'll still give it another listen.

I'm wondering if maybe I am just a sucker for Asian landscapes/ambiance, or because I find the Bushido code so inspiring, or what. Let me know what you thought if you've seen this yet.

Also, remember: "You cannot escape... ruahhhn def."

Vocabulatron

"If pornographic is the 'graphic depiction of sex,' then killographic should enter our vocabulary to describe the 'graphic depiction of brutal violence.'"

-David Walsh, President, National Institute on Media and the Family

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THE LAST TIME IT WAS THIS EARLY WAS NEVER

Son of Son of Stats

Here we go, November's search terms:

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Brief comments: 1) Whenever things are getting you down, just think, at least I'm not searching the Internet for sounds to make me dream about sex. 2) I am so proud that on some search engine somewhere on the Web, my site is a recommended result for people searching for "bar."

More stats next year.

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