Older: May 2004
Newer: July 2004

New wallpaper: Viruses

Here's a new desktop that I put together, based on everyone's favorite Dr. Mario friends. Click on the above image for the 1280 x 1024 version, or take a look in the redesigned gallery for additional sizes.

I'm considering doing an actual painted version of this, maybe later this summer or in the fall.

Update: New 1920 x 1200 version for widescreen mutants.

Wave motion emitted

So here is this thing. I'm trying out posting it as an update here so people can tell me how much his headband sucks, or that they like Ken better. I'll put up my own comments later.

Ha-hork

Today I happened to catch a few minutes of Comedy Central's reality show, Last Comic Standing. It's pretty much like any Survivor-type show in that the contestants compete to stay on the show. Each show ends, appropriately, with two stand-up comedians performing in front of an audience who then votes one of them out. In this episode, over 90% of the audience voted in favor of one comic.

That got me thinking. While shows like Survivor and Fear Factor are mostly just series of outlandish games, is it really a good idea to go on a reality show where the game is what you want to do for your career? Now the only thing I'll think of if I ever see that comic again is, oh, she was the one who almost the entire audience didn't like.

Then again, it is just a reality TV show, on Comedy Central, on Saturday. Maybe no one will notice.

Mario Party-inspired

<Noah> I love the shuffle.
<William> That's great. Why don't you go join the shuffle parade in San Francisco tomorrow?

Todaitodai

As it turns out, the dinner mentioned in the previous entry ended up occurring at Todai, the self-proclaimed mother of all seafood buffets. It offered a pretty impressive variety of food, mostly Japanese. Unfortunately, it was all quite expensive, but I guess that's not surprising from a place offering both huge sushi and sashimi buffet tables, not to mention this colossal wasabi!! If only we had known about this source of raw energy earlier, maybe we would never have had to call Captain Planet in the first place.

34°N, 12°E

I'm going over to Pleasanton for a dinner one of Morgan's friends is putting on, so I'll be back sometime Friday.

Also, I once again have two network cables between two computers, so that's a bit of a relief.

Those two sentences don't really have anything to do with each other.

Happiness in Magazines

Three albums I completely overplayed last week two weeks ago:

  1. Graham Coxon - Happiness in Magazines - If you were wondering where Blur disappeared to during last year's disappointing (for a Blur album) Think Tank, you'll probably appreciate this fifth album from the group's former guitarist. I actually thought Graham was the bass player, but after listening to Happiness in Magainzes it is clear he is definitely the guitarist. (I have this hilarious made-up conception of Alex James as Blur's dreamy-yet-dimwitted guitar robot, but that's another story.) "Bittersweet Bundle of Misery" is remniscent of 13's ever-popular "Coffee and TV," and "Freakin' Out" is a much better rock single than "Crazy Beat" or "Woo Hoo" "Song 2."

  2. Kinky - Atlas - Kinky is the only new band I heard at Coachella that I really liked. In addition to their crazy electric beat! on "Do U Like It?", their keyboardist (yes, the keyboardist) was jumping around furiously and appeared to be headbanging himself to death. The rest of the album has a lot of variety, and there's even an appearance by the guy from Cake. Also they are MEXICAN.

  3. Richard Cheese - Lounge Against the Machine - I don't think this album was meant for regular rotation on a playlist. I often find myself wanting to quote lines from songs on it, but then I'm afraid people probably won't tie them to Mr. Cheese's more ironic versions. I wouldn't want anyone to think that I'm a fan of Limp Bizkit. Or Radiohead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now a related thought: Do you think members of a band ever get sick of hearing the lead singer? Suppose he and the drummer just had some minor argument and then they go back to the studio to record another track. The drummer's probably back there wishing the singer would shut up, but I doubt the singer's thinking, oooh, that infernal drumming!

Metahoooiaj

So if you're writing a novel based on the time you wrote yourself into another novel, is that metametafiction?

The Minesweeper Song

With your flags in air and the mines in the ground
Make one false click and you blow it, yeahh
You look at the numbers
This looks safe but how many so you ask yourself
Where is my mine?
Where is my mine?
Ohh where is my mine?

© Aniras, Pixies

Older: May 2004
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