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Games I otherwise would never have played!! (plus one)

For some magical reason I received the Sony Winter 2004 demo disc in the mail yesterday. I just got a chance to try it out, so here are some impressions (in the order I tried them).

  • ATV Offroad Fury 3 - Mediocre ATV racing game. I'm not familiar with this series, but I thought it was unusual that this game included the ever-popular aerial stunts, activated by pushing arbitrary button combinations while driving. I guess it's for people who just aren't excited enough by boring old offroad racing.
  • Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War - Previews for this game looked pretty slick, although I discovered that all the pretty plane and landscape graphics don't mean much when you're actually flying around and all you see is your HUD and the horizon, and the basic acquire-and-shoot gameplay didn't captivate. Also, the controls were a bit confusing at first. Has it been that long since I've played a console flight sim?
  • Area-51 - Trying to develop proficiency with console FPS controls, part 1. Just an unremarkable shooter. The best part was when millions of facehugger-type aliens appeared and all I had was a pistol to fend them off. But it didn't matter much anyway since I was still struggling with the controls. Also where is DAVID DUCHOVNY?? I haven't been this disappointed with a Duchovny no-show in a mediocre FPS demo since, say, XIII!
  • Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal - It took me a while to figure out that basically you're just supposed to use your gun on everything because the melee weapon is pretty useless. An interesting 3D platformer with good level variety.
  • Jak 3 - Had I been in the mood for more 3D platforming, I probably would have played this next.
  • Killzone - Trying to develop proficiency with console FPS controls, part 2. Very realistic-looking, sort-of-squad-based FPS. Entertaining, but the demo level consisted of long stretches of empty corridors interrupted by bunches of enemy soldiers suddenly pouring out of a door five feet ahead and immdiately opening fire. Seems like poor level pacing.
  • Star Wars: Battlefront - Part 3. Saying this game is like Battlefield 1942 with Star Wars characters and scenarios doesn't quite convey how much of a carbon copy it is. This is a weird model for LucasArts to use, because 1) Battlefield is pretty boring, and 2) The only time it's really fun is when you have a lot of real people on a team to replace the horrible AI, which is difficult to accomplish on a console. Then again, maybe there are a ton of players shooting stuff up online. I don't know.
  • Silent Hill 4: The Room - I didn't play this one either, mainly because I was afraid that the demo would contain more gameplay than I actually made it through when I sat down with the actual game. How embarrassing.
  • Prince of Persia: Warrior Within - If this is the same ~500MB demo that was available on the PC a month or so ago, I'm glad I didn't waste the bandwidth. The reason being: The gameplay in this demo is extremely disappointing. It centers entirely on combat, which had some issues in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. The new freeform combat system is designed to alleviate a little of the monotony, but the tutorials in the demo provide no explanation of how it's supposed to work. At the end of the demo you fight a one-on-one duel with Ubisoft's answer to every female Mortal Kombat character ever, and the repetitiveness and juggling problems from Sands of Time are still there. Hopefully the final game will offer a little more insight into how the combat's supposed to work, as well as some puzzles, which were a highlight of Sands of Time and were conspicuously absent from the demo.

Pushing the limits of contradiction

I keep seeing these ads for this new plasma television. The most common slogan in the ad is something like, "The new 71" plasma TV. The first plasma display measured in feet, not inches."

The new 71" TV, measured in feet, not inches.

Is everyone else missing it, or is it just me who's missing something completely different?

Random Thanksgiving fact

As we learned Tuesday, the Chinese word for turkey is 火雞 (hǔojī), meaning "fire chicken." I thought that was pretty cool.

You can't kick me, Palidor, I QUIT

I'm about to set off for the great north via the Momobile. After much e-mailing I got my Wednesday shifts at work covered, so I actually get to go home for Thanksgiving a little early this year. The even-longer long weekend just makes the timing of the Thanksgiving break even more awkward, though. Freshman year, when everyone had been away at school for a few months, it was a nice little visit home to see how things were doing. Now it feels like a substantial break, though, so it's annoying that I have to come back the week after for one—yes, one week of class, and then finals. Schools on the quarter system should just bump fall quarter forward two or three weeks, so by the time Thanksgiving rolled around we could all just leave for good on a stupidly long winter break. We'd probably still start the quarter later than everyone on the semester system too, ha ha!!

Expensive Japanese CDs are here!

take it awailmer

At long last... My first extravagant purchase in months!!! p.s. You can't really tell from the photo, but Hotei Tomoyasu's guitar is actually an elaborate tile mosaic. Crazy!!

Last week's newspaper, part 2

I think I've posted one of these before, but here's another. I expect maybe five people to get this.

Last week's newspaper, part 1

Never before have I been more certain of a crossword answer.

Top ten song intros (beta)

(alphabetically by artist)

  1. Air - Electronic Performers
  2. The Beatles - Polythene Pam
  3. George Baker - Little Green Bag
  4. Hiroki Kikuta - Tell a Strange Tale
  5. Hitoshi Sakimoto - Trisection
  6. New Order - True Faith
  7. Pixies - Allison
  8. Radiohead - Planet Telex
  9. SNK - ESAKA
  10. U2 - In God's Country

Feel free to make suggestions/contest this list in the comments.

Top 5 craziest simplified Chinese characters

  1. 對 → 对
  2. 邊 → 边
  3. 廳 → 厅
  4. 藝 → 艺
  5. 夠 → 够
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