Top five punishments from The Beast 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2004

  1. Zell Miller: Death by torrential barrage of spitballs while watching his granddaughter make out with Big Pun.
  2. Jerry Bruckheimer: Made into shoes for Martin Scorsese.
  3. Laura Bush: Chugging a gallon of stem cells on Fear Factor.
  4. Scott McClellan: Locked in a room for eternity with a camera that sprays spitting cobra venom in his eyes every time he speaks.
  5. Anna Nicole Smith: Electrocuted at climax by Bill Clinton's pacemaker.

The full list is here.