Then the plane gets eaten by a shark

So I was just making my way through that nebulous nebula of hyperlinks that is the Interweb when I found myself over at The Superficial for some reason or another. The posts are all quite amusing, but there were two things I liked in particular. The first is a quote about Paris Hilton wanting to have kids:

Paris is a whore who wants attention. Based on med school classes I never took, I would have thought the Jenga of STDís that somehow keep her body upright should prevent her from having even recreational sex, so to think of her having sex with the sinister purpose of reproducing is pretty hard to stomach. [emphasis mine]

The second thing was a post about a new movie called Snakes on a Plane. It's about some guy who unleashes a crate of rattlesnakes... wait for it... wait for it... on an airplane. According to IMDb, the title has since been changed to the ultra-generic Pacific Air 121, which is a mystery to me because Snakes on a Plane is a total genius title. I'm serious. I can't stop saying it over and over again, in my head. (Hopefully it will never progress past the "in my head" phase, or I'll probably have trouble getting through airport security.) Also, the only cast member IMDb currently lists is Samuel L. Jackson. Is it genius, or is it PURE GENIUS??

Comments (4)

April 25, 2005, 8:48 AM

MC »

Wait, wasn't that Snakes on a Plane thing an SNL sketch?

I'm glad I decided against being a film major because I would probably be forced to kill everyone in Hollywood with my bare hands, but at the same time the idea of Samuel L. Jackson alone on a plane fighting off a crate of rattlesnakes is extremely exciting.

April 26, 2005, 12:27 AM

I have no idea about the SNL thing but that would be extra hilarious+amazing. I would also give bonus points if Bill Murray fought alongside Samjax in a bathrobe.

April 26, 2005, 12:46 PM

ToonHippie »

(1)There are four writers including one who's job seems to have been to re-write the script.

(2)The director is a stunt man who's resume included Beastmaster, Star Trek V, and Ghost Dad

(3)"You will reach for your hat and instead you will find meeeeeeeeeee! You will put meeeeeeeeee on your head! As you pass people you will tip meeeeeeeeeee!"

April 26, 2005, 11:10 PM

Re:

1) I can't wait for the DVD commentary that explains why it was necessary to hire four writers to do a movie about snakes

2) Somehow having a stuntman direct seems fitting

3) you crazy