Then the plane gets eaten by a shark
Sunday, April 24, 2005 » link movies
So I was just making my way through that nebulous nebula of hyperlinks that is the Interweb when I found myself over at The Superficial for some reason or another. The posts are all quite amusing, but there were two things I liked in particular. The first is a quote about Paris Hilton wanting to have kids:
Paris is a whore who wants attention. Based on med school classes I never took, I would have thought the Jenga of STDís that somehow keep her body upright should prevent her from having even recreational sex, so to think of her having sex with the sinister purpose of reproducing is pretty hard to stomach. [emphasis mine]
The second thing was a post about a new movie called Snakes on a Plane. It's about some guy who unleashes a crate of rattlesnakes... wait for it... wait for it... on an airplane. According to IMDb, the title has since been changed to the ultra-generic Pacific Air 121, which is a mystery to me because Snakes on a Plane is a total genius title. I'm serious. I can't stop saying it over and over again, in my head. (Hopefully it will never progress past the "in my head" phase, or I'll probably have trouble getting through airport security.) Also, the only cast member IMDb currently lists is Samuel L. Jackson. Is it genius, or is it PURE GENIUS??
Comments (4)
April 25, 2005, 8:48 AM
MC »
Wait, wasn't that Snakes on a Plane thing an SNL sketch?
I'm glad I decided against being a film major because I would probably be forced to kill everyone in Hollywood with my bare hands, but at the same time the idea of Samuel L. Jackson alone on a plane fighting off a crate of rattlesnakes is extremely exciting.