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Astro Boy: Omega Factor

I've always been a little creeped out by Osamu Tezuka's robot superhero Astro Boy. It's probably because he's a little anime kid wearing nothing but a black Speedo. Then, as I learned in my Arts of Japan class last quarter (really), his creator (in the manga) built him as a replacement for his son who died in a car accident. Knowing that just makes him even creepier.

Still, lately I've been playing through Astro Boy: Omega Factor for GBA. The prospect of a new, Treasure-developed shooter was enough to overcome the character's shroud of creepiness, and I'm thankful. The game plays a lot like old SNES (possibly even NES) game, with really tight controls, vibrant graphics, and enemies who tend to march around like zombies, but only long enough to cause you to drop your guard so they can punish you mercilessly. Just like those old games, though, there's a lot of dying and continuing as you figure out the best order in which to take on a swarm of enemies, or how to best counterattack the bosses' patterns. The biggest thing that makes the game feel so "old school" is that none of the bosses are unbeatable, but a lot of them sure seem that way at first. (One of the most humbling moments occurred when, after defeating a robot miniboss, four more of them dropped down from the ceiling, and, since I had already lost most of my health in the previous battle, killed me instantly.)

I guess there's actually a pretty well-developed plot, a lot of replay incentive, etc., etc., that Astro Boy has going for it, but I'd recommend trying it out solely because they just don't make games like this anymore. (I was thinking of putting in some line about being ashamed to play a game starring an anime robot with Disney eyelashes, but the last game I bought was Kirby: Canvas Curse. I think by now I'm way over that.)

Squirrels love to eat oranges

It's true; now you know. I just saw this guy in the tree this afternoon shaking the leaves around for a while, and after watching him for a while I saw that he actually had his head inside one of the oranges.

Here's the orange after he partially hollowed it out.

Apparently he's been at this for a while.

The ground was littered with hundreds of tiny orange peel pieces.

Too long for my profile

TunnelArmr: I have a theory
TunnelArmr: that there is a magical being named Señor Schlitterbahn who oversees the Schlitterbahn empire
TunnelArmr: and he pretty much looks like the King of the Cosmos
KiyreEatsTrees: i don't think you can be a whimsical character with "señor" in your name and not wear a giant sombrero
TunnelArmr: right
TunnelArmr: so?
TunnelArmr: the king of cosmos wears a sombrero before one of the levels
KiyreEatsTrees: that is incorrect
TunnelArmr: are you sure?
KiyreEatsTrees: yes
TunnelArmr: are you positive?
KiyreEatsTrees: i am 99% certain
TunnelArmr: it's like the song
TunnelArmr: "I've got 99 problems, but a 1% chance that the King of the Cosmos wore a sombrero at some point ain't one"
KiyreEatsTrees: nice
KiyreEatsTrees: someone should totally remix the black album and the katamari damacy soundtrack
KiyreEatsTrees: it could be called the 50% muddy royal rainbow album
TunnelArmr: YES
TunnelArmr: GOD YES
TunnelArmr: I'm starting Audacity RIGHT NOW

HEY NOW

I HAVE OFFICIALLY LEFT SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, YOU MAY COMMENCE THE BOMBING.

Gradu9

Hey so I just returned from commencement and my face is about to peel off, but I thought I'd take a moment to thank an elite list of my professors from over the last four years. So, (in order of appearance):

Sherra Giffin-Murphy
Matt Holmes
Guido Olivieri
Charlene Boehne
Lawrence Gipe
Jocelyn Webb
Antonio Artese
Laurel Beckman
Eric Beltz
David Rosenberg
Richard Ross
Viviana Leija
Alan Fridlund
Laurie Monahan
Luke Matjas
Chen-Chuan Xu
Qian Guo
Yu-Pei Peng
Chunxia Wang
Mashey Bernstein
Phil Argent
Daoxiong Guan
Gregory Graves
Yu Zhang

Slabs of the World

SLABS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!! My Slabs series from drawing this quarter is now in the gallery. This set features five of the finest slabs from the far reaches of the globe... and beyond. You may recognize some, while others may be unfamiliar, but that's OK. One of my goals with this project was to raise the public level of slab awareness, so if you one day find yourself flat on the ground after walking right into some giant slabby thing, and you look up, recognizing the object to be one of the images you are about to view and say with confidence, "I just walked face-first into a SLAB," then my work will be done.

I also added a few other items from this quarter's class into the gallery, but the slabs are the most important.

Conan O'Brien vs. Bear

Who will win??

Last month one of the guys over at ConanVsBear.com emailed me about doing an image for their site. The only prompt was that it depict "Conan O'Brien vs. Bear." Here's what I came up with.

You can see more images over at their site. Also, I believe their goal is to accumulate scenes by a bunch of different artists, so I'm sure they'd welcome any contributions.

E3 2005 photos

I finally finished going through my E3 photos and they are now in the photo gallery. With commentary!! I have no idea when/if I'll get around to doing writeups on the games themselves, but PLEASE, LOOK AT PICTURES. EVERYONE LOVES PICTURES.

Art 4D 2005 was a bust

So for the last week or so I've been toting my camera around hoping to catch this year's group of Art Studio 4D—or 7A or B or C or whatever the course number is now—students doing their personal space thing. BUT, I don't know if my timing was off, or if people are just reclusive this year, or what, because I only saw about two or three projects total, and they were all kind of underwhelming. There was a girl who made a few string spiderwebs between some trees and was wearing some kind of green costume, someone sitting at a table, making futile requests that people sit down for some free counseling... Those were about all I saw, plus the requisite camping groups. Oh well. At least there was no PVC drunk tank this year.

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