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TunnelArmr: I have a theory
TunnelArmr: that there is a magical being named Señor Schlitterbahn who oversees the Schlitterbahn empire
TunnelArmr: and he pretty much looks like the King of the Cosmos
KiyreEatsTrees: i don't think you can be a whimsical character with "señor" in your name and not wear a giant sombrero
TunnelArmr: right
TunnelArmr: so?
TunnelArmr: the king of cosmos wears a sombrero before one of the levels
KiyreEatsTrees: that is incorrect
TunnelArmr: are you sure?
KiyreEatsTrees: yes
TunnelArmr: are you positive?
KiyreEatsTrees: i am 99% certain
TunnelArmr: it's like the song
TunnelArmr: "I've got 99 problems, but a 1% chance that the King of the Cosmos wore a sombrero at some point ain't one"
KiyreEatsTrees: nice
KiyreEatsTrees: someone should totally remix the black album and the katamari damacy soundtrack
KiyreEatsTrees: it could be called the 50% muddy royal rainbow album
TunnelArmr: YES
TunnelArmr: GOD YES
TunnelArmr: I'm starting Audacity RIGHT NOW