How to correctly parallel park your Prius

Sunday, August 12, 2007 » general image

Step 1: Pull up ahead of the space you intend to use, put the vehicle in reverse, and hit your turn signal to indicate to the car behind you that you're going to park.

Step 2: Execute an amazing reverse turn, perfectly sliding your car into position, without requiring any shifting or adjustment. (I was really impressed.) Kindly leave enough space behind you for the other car to park.

Step 3: INEXPLICABLY REVERSE SO YOU ARE NOW OCCUPYING TWO SPACES.

Step 4: (other car drives off to burn down your house)