Older: March 2008
Newer: May 2008

Enemy boat spotted

WAKE

Did you know Wake Island is returning to Battlefield soon? Battlefield 2142, specifically.

Also returning to Battlefield soon: me, and the ffs squad.

I'm excited.

Perpetual motion

This was pretty great:

ShoguNate2: WAAGH
ShoguNate2: whaddup
ShoguNate2: i have hella DVDz for you
KiyreEatsTrees: yo
ShoguNate2: because you did so much
KiyreEatsTrees: dvdzzzzzzz
ShoguNate2: want a billion?
KiyreEatsTrees: how did they turn out?
KiyreEatsTrees: got any photos i can see?
ShoguNate2: of the DVDz?
KiyreEatsTrees: yeah
ShoguNate2: um no
ShoguNate2: but imagine a DVD
ShoguNate2: with your artwork on it
KiyreEatsTrees: ok
ShoguNate2: instead of sending a DVD
ShoguNate2: i will send a photo of one
KiyreEatsTrees: can you get someone to record you putting the photo in the mailbox, and then send me a dvd of that?
ShoguNate2: yesh
ShoguNate2: djd
ShoguNate2: dh
ShoguNate2: dj
ShoguNate2: can you do me a favor?
ShoguNate2: and do some disc art for me?
ShoguNate2: it's for a movie
ShoguNate2: about a guy
ShoguNate2: putting a dvd
ShoguNate2: in a mailbox
ShoguNate2: i will send you the dvd
ShoguNate2: when it's done
ShoguNate2: AAARGH
ShoguNate2: PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE INVENTED
ShoguNate2: CHECK PLEASE

Balance restored

As it turns out, I had the exact change in my pocket to pay for my milk tea today. And I knew exactly why!

4/2

I hope everyone enjoyed this year's joke.

Older: March 2008
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