| 12.20.2009 | What up fuel |
| 12.17.2008 | We interrupt this program... |
| 08.20.2008 | I am Dygel op me |
| 07.30.2008 | RSS war |
| 07.27.2008 | Yo dawg |
| 07.18.2008 | Late night pudding shenanigans |
| 07.13.2008 | Non-updating update |
| 04.11.2008 | Perpetual motion |
| 04.04.2008 | Balance restored |
| 04.02.2008 | 4/2 |
| 01.27.2008 | My ex |
| 01.17.2008 | There were no Google results for "whitendectomy" |
| 01.14.2008 | The entire Internet is my del.icio.us |
| 12.24.2007 | Destroying the evidence |
| 08.12.2007 | How to correctly parallel park your Prius |
| 07.11.2007 | It's bizarro E3 week! |
| 06.12.2007 | Has this ever happened to you |
| 05.25.2007 | It's profound quote week |
| 05.17.2007 | The Internet, summarized |
| 04.30.2007 | My refund for ICANN Fee overpayment |
| 04.30.2007 | I have no idea what spammers are thinking |
| 04.29.2007 | The new face of Multitool |
| 04.11.2007 | Bulletin: |
| 04.04.2007 | Even better than 2-for-Tuesday |
| 03.31.2007 | Basch shirts are here! |
| 03.24.2007 | Shadow |
| 03.05.2007 | Daylight savings is WAY early this year |
| 02.27.2007 | Overachieving |
| 02.18.2007 | Year of the headache |
| 01.13.2007 | Putting the "Mac, wo?" in Macworld |
| 01.12.2007 | Einstein was crazy |
| 01.10.2007 | iAlready have a phone |
| 01.09.2007 | Worst keynote ever |
| 12.30.2006 | Top 5 classic items |
| 12.25.2006 | Famous Actors! Back for Christmas Edition |
| 11.12.2006 | This is the only photo I took in Vegas |
| 11.05.2006 | I'm going to Las Vegas for a few days |
| 10.27.2006 | Just call me SmarterChild 2.0 |
| 10.09.2006 | EFPDD |
| 10.08.2006 | I am racist against </p> |
| 10.05.2006 | Broolooloop |
| 08.26.2006 | B-b-u-u-y-y t-t-h-h-i-i-s-s c-c-a-a-r-r |
| 08.23.2006 | Whoa dude! |
| 08.09.2006 | WWDC '06 |
| 08.06.2006 | Jinx |
| 08.05.2006 | YES NO YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS |
| 07.13.2006 | I am crazy |
| 07.06.2006 | Famous Actors! Superheroes Edition |
| 06.29.2006 | Famous Actors! No More Weird Japanese People Edition |
| 05.05.2006 | Famous Actors! All Requests Edition |
| 05.04.2006 | Pedestrian tip: How to walk to your car |
| 04.28.2006 | OLD MEME |
| 04.18.2006 | Absurdly shiny roundthing |
| 04.09.2006 | Famous Actors: Movies I Saw Recently Edition! |
| 04.06.2006 | Invincible death ball |
| 03.10.2006 | It's snowing in my backyard |
| 03.05.2006 | Famous Actors! at the Oscars! plus Swayze |
| 02.17.2006 | Just wondering |
| 02.03.2006 | Meg, you shouldn't have |
| 01.28.2006 | Brooodyyyyy |
| 01.26.2006 | Sidebar stagnation |
| 01.07.2006 | Haooy |
| 12.24.2005 | もり Christmas |
| 12.23.2005 | I have a lot of checkboxing to do |
| 12.22.2005 | MALL APOCALYPSE |
| 11.25.2005 | Black Friday |
| 11.22.2005 | THE INTERNET |
| 11.11.2005 | Unforeseen consequences |
| 11.08.2005 | It's-a me, SHAVE LINCOLN |
| 11.07.2005 | It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me |
| 10.31.2005 | DST |
| 10.19.2005 | The Clobert Repot |
| 10.02.2005 | 行くぜェ!! |
| 08.22.2005 | Also, I'm back |
| 08.06.2005 | Mightymouse |
| 08.05.2005 | Retaliation |
| 07.25.2005 | sup |
| 07.18.2005 | THE SUMMER OF EATING |
| 07.14.2005 | Top 5 objects I have used to destroy spiders |
| 06.26.2005 | Squirrels love to eat oranges |
| 06.17.2005 | Too long for my profile |
| 06.12.2005 | HEY NOW |
| 06.07.2005 | Origin Story |
| 06.03.2005 | Register 111111111111111 |
| 05.25.2005 | Telling sign that I was up too late and am still asleep |
| 05.08.2005 | China's Century |
| 05.05.2005 | Shinkuu de Mayo-DOKEN |
| 04.29.2005 | OH NO |
| 04.26.2005 | Top five types of online quizzes that I hate |
| 04.16.2005 | Huai linjumen |
| 04.04.2005 | How to wetshave |
| 03.26.2005 | Jejejejeje |
| 03.23.2005 | Snow and geese and geese and geese |
| 03.22.2005 | One-fifth of the way to a brand new Sony PSP that I won't use! |
| 03.15.2005 | SLEEP4ME |
| 03.05.2005 | Meat melon |
| 02.22.2005 | I am re-stealing it back, PALIDOR |
| 02.11.2005 | LAME |
| 02.09.2005 | Gong xi fa cai |
| 10.17.2004 | Updating muh LiveJournal |
| 09.19.2004 | Pre-instructional activities begin |
| 02.22.2004 | Call the psychological police, 'cause it's a mind assault! |
| 09.07.2003 | Metaly fled! |
| 08.26.2003 | More Monopoly |
| 08.26.2003 | While playing Monopoly |
| 08.21.2003 | hoooh |
| 08.14.2003 | title |
| 08.13.2003 | May you be reborn again anew! |
| 08.13.2003 | hup |
| 08.01.2003 | hooogh |
| 07.31.2003 | Snap into a Beer Jim! |
| 07.28.2003 | zonngg |
| 07.27.2003 | Smilemanac |
| 07.23.2003 | omg yes |
| 07.20.2003 | Totally pointless |
| 07.19.2003 | Hooh |
| 07.18.2003 | Phone tunks |
| 07.16.2003 | Those crazy Japanese |
| 07.14.2003 | Xtreme Website updating |
| 06.29.2003 | Debacle |
| 06.24.2003 | I almost forgot |
| 06.23.2003 | WHERE'D THE CHEESE GO? |
| 06.23.2003 | Zoom |
| 06.19.2003 | The way I see it |
| 06.17.2003 | ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINOS!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 06.12.2003 | Updating today |
| 06.08.2003 | The Adventures of Kim Kaphwan |
| 06.05.2003 | Yeah |
| 06.02.2003 | So he was like, then she was all, and then the shower drain was like BLSKAKLwhroiahjkDLHJeaoihj |
| 06.01.2003 | Redux |
| 06.01.2003 | dude it JUNE |
| 05.29.2003 | Instead of writing a paper! |
| 05.27.2003 | Shoes, 100% Italian leather, forged in the fires of Mount Doom |
| 05.26.2003 | harrrf |
| 05.22.2003 | Touch Fuzzy, get dizzy |
| 05.22.2003 | HELP |
| 05.21.2003 | Nope |
| 05.10.2003 | I hate Datacities |
| 05.08.2003 | The Day of Total Obliteration |
| 05.05.2003 | Cinco de May-o |
| 05.04.2003 | ohhohoahghgh |
| 05.03.2003 | More to come |
| 05.01.2003 | Merveilleux |
| 05.01.2003 | Midterm tomorrow [today] |
| 04.30.2003 | Patriot Act II: Patriot Harder |
| 04.28.2003 | You'll only die tired |
| 04.27.2003 | Jawbopp |
| 04.27.2003 | MEINE AUGEN |
| 04.27.2003 | The operation was completed successfully |
| 04.21.2003 | So, Patrick Stewart |
| 04.21.2003 | Behind the scenes |
| 04.21.2003 | Buy PCP at Coney Island? y/n |
| 04.20.2003 | We're talking about Easter grass |
| 04.17.2003 | BUNNY BUN BUN |
| 04.17.2003 | It has come to my attention |
| 04.15.2003 | Before I forget |
| 04.14.2003 | Nursemonster Apocalypse |
| 04.14.2003 | Bastards |
| 04.13.2003 | No work and all play makes me WOOOOOOOOOO |
| 04.12.2003 | S to the A to the F to the A to the R to the I |
| 04.12.2003 | Yay |
| 04.11.2003 | Who needs to type in Icelandic, anyway? |
| 04.09.2003 | An important question to always consider |
| 04.09.2003 | An open letter to the people who like loud music and live upstairs |
| 04.06.2003 | First week wackiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04.03.2003 | LN |
| 04.01.2003 | I hate April Fools Day |
| 03.31.2003 | Night train |
| 03.30.2003 | 2 + 2 = 5 |
| 03.18.2003 | Intermission |
| 03.06.2003 | Bionic space ninja |
| 02.27.2003 | Won't you be my neighbor? |
| 02.13.2003 | Movin' on |
| 02.12.2003 | Bringing it back to soil |
| 02.08.2003 | Test for echo |
| 02.04.2003 | Top 5 German past participles |
| 02.02.2003 | Ice ice baby |
| 01.31.2003 | Rock on |
| 01.27.2003 | Nite crawler |
| 01.22.2003 | Cosmo plant |
| 01.19.2003 | Seoul road |
| 01.16.2003 | The general situation |
| 01.13.2003 | Beats in my head |
| 01.11.2003 | Rattle and hum |
| 01.04.2003 | Sneakman |
| 12.23.2002 | Bedight orbit |
| 12.09.2002 | Lots of interesting things |
| 12.08.2002 | You don't even play piano |
| 12.04.2002 | Fear is the mind killer |
| 12.02.2002 | Kurolera the factory chief |
| 11.24.2002 | Crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels |
| 11.13.2002 | I'll kill you |
| 11.03.2002 | Snowy mountain |
| 11.02.2002 | Hide away folk family |
| 09.27.2002 | Ontological shock |
| 09.22.2002 | porn |
| 09.15.2002 | rollin rollin rollin henry rollins |
| 09.13.2002 | GALACTICA PHANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM |