I'm gonna hump your car.

Could be meat, could be cake! It's meatcake! (incredibly disgusting)

Look at this hysterical Japanese walking robot. The poor thing sounds like it's going to collapse at any moment.

A lengthy discussion of space weaponry. I'm putting a relativistic rocket launcher on my Christmas list this year.

"Snakes on a Plane is like the Wikipedia version of a movie."

Microsoft's Flight Simulator X will use the same mapping data used by Google Earth. Still waiting for this to happen with GTA.

Ice cubes that look like mini-diamonds. Morgan and Carly both freaked out when I suggested buying a tray that made hemispherical ice cubes. Little did they realize those were just the beginning of the future.

Another crazy Japanese gameshow video. Just to differentiate: Contestants recite tongue-twisters under the threat of groinal injury.

Soy sauce made out of human hair. What, were actual soybeans just getting too difficult to find?

Do you enjoy photos of hazardous situations?

Logos given the Web 2.0 treatment. (original thread)

TENORI-ON is Electroplankton creator Toshio Iwai's new musical instrument. I always liked that Lights Out game.

Super Mario Bros. 2 VS Doki Doki Panic. First time I've seen a lot of stuff beyond that one screen in Mario Mania. Also: "In Doki Doki Panic, the turtle shell is actually a black face that - unexplainably - travels along the ground killing enemies until it hits an object and disenigrates. [sic]" ha what

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The Knowledge for Thirst is a b-b-b-b-beverage blog.

Here's the trailer for Valve's Portal, which looks sort of like Half-Life 2's gravity gun meets Yellow Submarine's portable holes, with maybe a little Sokoban thrown in. Wow, Sokoban made my head hurt.

Guillaume Reymond's stop-motion Space Invaders is people! It's people! Now we just need a theater that seats people 1280 by 720. You know, to get stop-motion ready for nextgen.

Easily mispronounced domain names. I'll take "the rapists" for 20.

X-Men: The Last Standing Ovation. Don't watch this unless you want your idea of Hugh Jackman to be irrevocably changed.

Everyone knows Darth Vader wasn't completely insane. What The Vader Sessions presupposes is: Maybe he was. Laaaa.

Heatseak is a new dedicated porn browser. I love how one of the categories in the screenshots is "Asian Adventures." It sounds so completely platonic. (Also, is that supposed to be a tie-in with Steven Seagal's energy drink?)

Apparently this pro-life blogger isn't too familiar with the Onion.

How to doge a blue shell. Where's "How to detonate an EMP bomb over snakers' houses via wi-fi"?

The Big Here Some questions to raise your awareness of where you live. Sadly, I think I'm more familiar with the migratory habits of the wildlife in my Animal Crossing town.

Kite photos of raked sand patterns.

takin up da space!!!!

"Oh no you ain't! You're gonna play POLE POSITION!!!!!!!!!!"

Finally, a calendar full of IT industry hotties! Warning: May be 2hot4u!!

I couldn't have cared less about Capcom's upcoming God Hand brawler, until I saw this new trailer.

This 2-legged dog that walks on its hind legs is equal parts endearing and Silent Hill.

The Garden State Effect: "Anyone who’s passionate about music is also passionate about that music reaching a wider audience. But they’re actually not." Don't even get me started on all the imminent Hitoshi Sakimoto groupies now that he's all nerd mainstream! Don't even get me started!!!!

Amazing Etch-a-Sketch drawings by George Vlosich III.

Richard Simmons on Whose Line Is It Anyway? I really, really don't know what to think about Richard Simmons, whether he's an elaborate hoax or just truly innocent/oblivious.

How to Spot a Jap: Now I know.

Clive Thompson on how the almighty Internet and "social" technologies are changing journalism and the spread of information. (Really, it's more interesting than I can make it sound.)

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!

Really elaborate papercraft of the Morph Ball. Still waiting on assembly instructions (and exploding papercraft power bombs).

Someone's made a full, playable version of the game from The Last Starfighter.

It's true: OCTOPUS = ALIEN

Guy convinces Nigerian email scammer to produce elaborate woodcarvings.

In case there was any confusion, this is what I'm talking about when I say North Korea is really weird.