BoingBoing collected people's impressions of Arnold Schwarzenegger reading a copyright message attached to one of his photos. The winner is by far the best sound-alike, but I wish he had gone with a less straight reading like all of the runners up.

65nm Xbox 360s finally probably definitely confirmed for this fall. Hopefully not due out the same week as MGS4. (Also, way to undermine the recent 360 Elite launch.)

Drown yourself in the comfort of your own home with Kohler's new all-directional shower experience!

At last, a Website devoted to throttling.

30 minutes of 80s cartoon openings.

Amazing photo of the melted freeway following the Oakland tanker explosion on Sunday. (struggling to resist Salvador Dalí comment)

"You know... a bro."

This tiny house is a pretty cool idea, except for the not-having-a-shower thing. I also remember a place from my apartment hunt at school that was maybe 2-3 times this size and it still felt claustrophobic.

Rod McFarland comes up with a Commodore 64 theme for his blog.

If all Xboxes looked like this prototype casemod, I'd have one in every room.

Bring out the gimp... of watches! (I'm sure there's some artiste out there running on and on about how conceptually amazing this is.)

What do 300 calorie meals look like?

Lawyer sues cleaners for $65 million over missing pants, mysteriously has no friends.

Military developing shock rifles. I assume they'll soon be offering a dodgejump training course for recruits.

Apparently Facebook's financial advisor is also in charge of hiring their interior decorators, ha ha ha!!!!

15 ways stores trick you into spending.

The evolution of gaming handhelds. I had no idea the Nomad was as big as a truck.

Mark Jenkins's unusual street art installations.

Disgusting octopus dish!! reallygross

Plaster casts of an ant colony.

How the CIA used a fake sci-fi flick to rescue Americans from Tehran.

Interesting concept bicycles, although none of them are anywhere as cool as the octobike.

Designers fool bees into building them a vase.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who thought The Rocketeer totally ruled.

Brush up on your sushi etiquette.

From Deep Blue Sea: the greatest movie scene of all time. (Deep Blue Sea spoiler)

Nuclear bomb exploding underwater.

Awesome deadly party gift: lighter that looks like a fire extinguisher!!

Handy list of fool's errands. Not safe for work, unless your employer lets you laugh like an idiot on the job. Wait, was that just me?

British games magazine Play drops a bombshell: First look at Grand Theft Auto VI. p.s. get a brain

BREAKING: TINY ROBOT EGGCUP SAVES BREAKFAST (FROM BOREDOM)

Welcome to the Blogosphere. Now when I point and laugh at Livejournal users, I know which direction to point!

Inside the magic 8-ball. OK, so everyone already knew how these things worked like 9283560180 years ago, but this is the first time I'd actually seen the little thing outside of the ball. I always thought it would be more of an octahedron.

Great baseball disasters: Ten cent beer night and Disco Demolition Night.

Finally, a pseudo-scientific study shows that anyone who insists on 320kbps MP3s should be stabbed with pitchforks. HA HA GET IT ok I'm tired

Predictions for the year 2000, as written in the year 1900. For instance: "Figs will be cultivated over the entire United States." (The rest are better.)

Godawful idea of the day: the push ringer. Because I want people to be able to make horrible songs and sounds come out of my phone whenever they want.

The 15 most outrageous claims in pop music history.

A Broadway musical adaptation of Spider-Man is in the works, with the music composed by U2.

Worms: Open Warfare 2 is confirmed to have online multiplayer over the Nintendo Wi-fi Connection. Out on DS this summer.

BUNNY CAM YEAHHH

Insane Darth Vader hot air balloon.

Number of legal copies of Windows Vista sold in China: 244. Number of pirated copies: priceless. Wait, wait, I did it wrong.

Google switching to a black page background would save about 750 megawatt-hours a year, or $75,000.

Guy eats HIS OWN FACE sort of.

Map of the world resized based on where Walmart gets its products.

Pretty awesome OS X theme for Google Reader by Jon Hicks.

Ben Stein explains how to have a business conversation.

Wiimote guitar strumming interface.

Warning: WEIRD.

For everyone who couldn't sit through Equilibrium (which I admit is asking a lot), here's the amazing final gun-kata battle scene.

Fascinating list of how various media outlets reported on a recent FTC study report, which revealed that the gaming industry is generally better than their movie and music counterparts about ratings awareness and not selling explicit titles to minors. (That's my spin on it.)

Acclaim charges black people more to play their dancing game. (Sensational headlines are free.) Also, Acclaim is still around?

Ever wondered where (roughly) every dollar of those multi-million-budgeted movies goes? The LA Times has a breakdown of Sahara's costs.

Five reasons to turn down a potential client. #1 really makes me want to stab people. (hi Craigslist)

David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition! 8||||||||||||||||||

Some nice bridge photography.

Brighten up your room with some postmodernism.

I guess there was still someone out there that didn't think North Korea was the weirdest country on Earth, and then Kim Jong-il found out and was like, "I'll show them!!"

"This isn't root beer."

Impossible Is the Opposite of Possible. Michael Cera spoofs on the ridiculous Aleksey Vayner.

Here's an amazing UFO lamp that I would buy except it's a hundred dollars. (Plus it would be nice if they came up with a workaround for that hanging cord.)

Good VS Evil foosball.

Which Nintendo title most significantly moved the industry forward? Everyone almost unanimously agrees.

Geoffrey Pullum picks apart the awkward opening lines of The Da Vinci Code: The Dan Brown code.

Top Gear asks: What happens if you drive behind a 747? OH MY.

Stem cell treatment cures type 1 diabetes.

Aatank: Bollywood does Jaws. I think my mouth was actually hanging open while watching this.

Night at the Silent Hill. Oh, James.

Popup tabs return to OS X!!!!! Now that this is back, I wonder if I'll even use it.

Second Life parody ad.

The Official Shotgun Rules. Don't be a shotgun gaper!

Crazy car security system breaks jackers' arms and doesn't even have to hunt them down.

Scariest roller coaster ever. Seriously.

Scariest animal ever. Seriously.

All known bodies in the solar system larger than 200 miles in diameter.