Infuriating Flash game Metaphysik. I finished in a little under 2000 seconds and I'm pretty sure I have carpal tunnel now.

Optimus Prime dies of prostate cancer. WTF?

World Jump Day. Most harebrained idea ever!

Gran Turismo 4 Flickr photo pool

Tetris 1d: For budding Hold-the-Button graduates

Trailer for A Scanner Darkly with crazyhoobly animation

WELL THAT UPSTART JASON KOTTKE HAS GONE AND DONE IT AND I'M LINKING TO HIM

BitFontMaker: Create your own bitmap microfonts

How to destroy the Earth

Sony PSP Point/Counterpoint

Microsoft's leetspeak primer. (For parents!) Just reading the examples made me kill three people.

This Is Why Your Game Magazine Sucks: Parts One and Two

Not even moving to Canada will save you from Buzz Bunny. (alternate links)

/pizza! Also rumored to be in the works: /shower, /findjob

What kind of name is Xbox 360°? Will it allow me to ollie my coffee table?

Escher Web Sketch. That "ploink, ploink" noise is the sound of your eyeballs falling out.

Hatamari Damacy

Mmmmelonzoo

Sketch a Move: Not real, but I would like three or four of them regardless.

Many, many photos of Dubai

22 different ways to lace shoes

Iloveegg

Soap (+other objects) + bullet = ???

Puppy Times! There's a dog stuck in my your DS!

Bottlecap tripod: Maybe this is what I've been looking for all along

Trailer for Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne movie. (some Flash navigation required)