Poll Archive
last updated Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 9:45 PM
4.1.06 » yum yum yum
Best fun size candy bar
3 Musketeers: 18.2%
Milky Way: 36.4%
Snickers: 45.5%
Total votes: 22
6.17.05 » I'm going to hold this again as soon as they make the 1000th Land Before Time
Best Roman numeral for your sequel
II: 26.1%
III: 30.4%
IV: 13.0%
VII: 13.0%
X: 17.4%
Total votes: 23
4.29.05 » muk tukkin'
Favorite whale derivative:
ambergris: 7.1%
spermaceti: 7.1%
scrimshaw: 14.3%
muktuk: 42.9%
whale soup: 28.6%
Total votes: 14
3.28.05 » BLUNG BLUNG
Who will win?? #3
entropy: 64.7%
inertia: 17.6%
the speed of light: 17.6%
Total votes: 17
1.22.05 » No doves were harmed in the making of this poll
Insanest part of final chase scene from Face/Off:
boat used as ramp by other boat, explodes: 12.5%
Nicolas Cage waterskis without skis: 0.0%
John Travolta attacks Nicolas Cage with an anchor: 8.3%
speedboat crashes, Travolta and Cage are launched through the air: 16.7%
John Travolta uses huge piece of glass to cut off his face: 41.7%
"DIE!!!!!!!!": 20.8%
Total votes: 24
10.18.04 » Optic blast!
Best mutant power:
flight: 10.0%
invisibility: 10.0%
invulnerability: 13.3%
super strength: 3.3%
telekinesis: 13.3%
telepathy: 10.0%
teleportation: 40.0%
Total votes: 30
9.19.04 » T H E O P E R A T I O N W A S C O M P L E T E D S U C C E S S F U L L Y
Metroids:
scary: 0.0%
really scary: 0.0%
aggh get it off me: 100.0%
Total votes: 14
9.5.04 » blha blah commentary
Least legitimate Olympic sport:
synchronized swimming: 18.8%
curling: 25.0%
biathlon: 0.0%
equestrian dressage: 31.2%
sailing: 0.0%
rhythmic gymnastics: 25.0%
Total votes: 16
8.8.04 » boop boloop
Best 8-bit weapon:
fireball: 27.6%
sword beam: 13.8%
spreader: 31.0%
option: 10.3%
cross boomerang: 3.4%
shuriken: 13.8%
Total votes: 29
7.19.04 » Believe me, I'm a liar
Best Tomoyasu Hotei lyric:
SUPER-CALIFRAGILISTIC-EXPIARI-DOCIOUS: 0.0%
WONDERFUL TIME ONLY YOU ALL RIGHT: 22.2%
CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE YOURSELF!: 22.2%
BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY: 27.8%
墜ちるとこまで墜たら何も恐くないはず HA! HA!: 27.8%
Total votes: 18
5.25.04 » The correct answer was "powdered"
Best Hostess donette:
crumb: 37.5%
frosted (chocolate): 29.2%
powdered: 33.3%
Total votes: 24
5.10.04 » THE ANSWER WAS CLEARLY "A"
More insane:
A: 52.9%
B: 47.1%
Total votes: 17
4.18.04 » That'll show them
More offensive name for Take Back the Night counter-movement:
Rape Back the Night: 63.6%
Take Back the Kitchen: 36.4%
Total votes: 22
4.3.04 » DER REGENBOGENANSCHLUß, DIE GELIEBTEN, DIE TRÄUMER, UND IIIIICH
Best language to make fun of:
Chinese: 4.3%
French: 4.3%
German: 39.1%
Hmoob: 34.8%
Spanish: 4.3%
Swedish: 13.0%
Total votes: 23
2.22.04 » Water-breathing death tubes
Who will win?? #2
bear: 37.5%
shark: 62.5%
Total votes: 16
2.2.04 » You got Search Snake
Best Megaman game:
II: 45.5%
III: 54.5%
Total votes: 22
1.19.04 » I want a milkshake
Goofier rhyme:
actor / back there: 58.3%
superman / best they can: 16.7%
Hey I recognize both of those: 25.0%
Total votes: 12
12.19.03 » Arrrrrr
Who will win??
Pirates: 31.1%
Ninjas: 24.4%
Batman: 24.4%
Solid Snake: 20.0%
Total votes: 45
12.2.03 » Oh, Wachowskis, you've really done it this time
Worse:
The Matrix Reloaded: 29.4%
The Matrix Revolutions: 70.6%
Total votes: 17
11.25.03 » Jones will have to wait till next year
Worst Thanksgiving substitute:
Vending machine: 50.0%
Jones Turkey & Gravy Soda: 30.0%
Minimart: 10.0%
Denny's: 10.0%
Total votes: 10
11.23.03 » You have chosen wisely
Most ridiculous action sequence:
Mission: Impossible 2 motorcycle joust: 100.0%
Bad Boys II invasion of Cuba: 0.0%
The Italian Job LA heist: 0.0%
The Bourne Identity body surfing: 0.0%
Total votes: 6
11.15.03 » RESOLVED
BEST ODD DIGIT!! Final
3: 56.2%
7: 43.8%
Total votes: 16
10.20.03 » An important question [almost] answered
BEST ODD DIGIT!!
1: 12.5%
3: 37.5%
5: 6.2%
7: 37.5%
9: 6.2%
Total votes: 16
10.6.03 » By popular demand
Amazing new speedpoll technology!!
typhoid fever: 23.1%
mad cow disease: 38.5%
Rocky Mountain spotted fever: 23.1%
meningococcal disease: 15.4%
Total votes: 13
9.22.03 » Career advice
Happier to see the:
Pizza guy: 26.7%
UPS guy: 73.3%
Total votes: 15
9.7.03 » klfjdfjgk
This could lead to:
Excellence: 50.0%
Serious injury: 50.0%
Total votes: 14
8.24.03 » *based on a true story
On a short bus ride, it is lazier to:
Sit down: 42.9%
Stand, just so you don't have to get up again after sitting: 57.1%
Total votes: 7
8.10.03 » Time to get to the bottom of this
More disappointing sequel:
The Matrix Reloaded: 41.2%
Metal Gear Solid 2: 58.8%
Total votes: 17
8.3.03 » IKARUGA PARTY
Select your preference:
I shoot BLACKS with my WHITE ship: 50.0%
I shoot WHITES with my BLACK ship: 7.1%
I shoot BLACKS with my BLACK ship: 14.3%
I shoot WHITES with my WHITE ship: 14.3%
Dot Eater!: 14.3%
Total votes: 14
7.27.03 » match of the millennium
Awesomest vowel:
A: 23.1%
E: 23.1%
O: 30.8%
I: 7.7%
U: 15.4%
Total votes: 13
7.20.03 » first thing's first
Pepsi or Coke? No, Ryu or Ken?
Ryu: 33.3%
Ken: 66.7%
Total votes: 18