Quotes

North Korea:
<BeerFreak80> Right now they are the equivalent to your crazy racist grandfather with a broken hip flexor
<BeerFreak80> A real pain in the ass and a possible problem, but not unless he can afford a new body

<thekingofblackcarrot> i was reading some article in some man magazine
<thekingofblackcarrot> about lil wayne
<thekingofblackcarrot> like looking for his oragel because his tooth hurt and couldnt find it so he ate some candy instead
<thekingofblackcarrot> and then he couldnt fly to paris because like 8 hrs in a plane is 2long to go without smoking w33d
<thekingofblackcarrot> i only got halfway through the article because then person was rdy to give me haircut
<thekingofblackcarrot> but basically he is going to die

<omabo> I think I need to write my own non-sanctioned sequel to Atlas Shrugged.
<omabo> It's going to be called Atlas Hugged and talk about how other people ain't all that bad.

<palinonymous> ha wtf cnn
<palinonymous> Longtime 'All My Children' character dies
<palinonymous> next week it will be like
<palinonymous> Longtime 'All My Children' character not dead after all
<palinonymous> Longtime 'All My Children' character actually a 'twin brother'

<Flik> Oh so you are saying that in your somewhat gay relationship, he's the woman
<obamalith> duno i might be the woman because i clean
<obamalith> and he is like workaholix
<obamalith> that is addicted 2 pizza
<Flik> That's ok
<obamalith> and he beats me when he gets drunk on pizza
<Flik> Nothing wrong with being a manwoman
<Flik> ahahah
<Flik> Also nothing wrong with drunken beatings

<genjgenjgenj> i still don't know how this dead rollie pollie got in my underwear

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<robots> it's like when the final boss dies and everything goes back to normal

Angelo the Dog: valuable information for future reference
Angelo the Dog: when you draw a picture of Santa Claus with his dick out, firearm in hand, shooting a topless hooker in the face and blowing her brains out on your friend's family's fridge
Angelo the Dog: erase it before you forget to
Angelo the Dog: because you will forget
Angelo the Dog: and they will find it
Angelo the Dog: and they are not pleased!!

Guitar Hero:
Angelo the Dog: cochise is not super bad if you keep your hand in the middle
Angelo the Dog: there's enough time to land your index finger on red then on green
Angelo the Dog: but if you keep sliding it is like hgha masturbating plastic man

About a Xanga user who was murdered:
TunnelArmr: that guy has more eProps than anyone EVER
TunnelArmr: there are like 100000 people who gave him 2 eProps
TunnelArmr: and then like 10 people who gave him 1 or 0
TunnelArmr: those people must set the bar pretty high for what they give eProps for

on the phone
Noah: Want to get dinner?
me: OK.
Noah: OK, I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
me: You should come by in half an hour instead.
Noah: OK, but make it 40 minutes.
me: I'm glad we were able to reach a compromise.
Noah: I have a really bimodal preference curve.

TunnelArmr: so I was driving and playing WarioWare
TunnelArmr: and got to the one where you have to drag the platform up so the car can make it across
TunnelArmr: and almost crashed
TunnelArmr: if I had gotten the fake car across
TunnelArmr: but crashed my real car
TunnelArmr: that would have been pretty supremely ironic

Angelo the Dog: i like people who make hoteierrors
Angelo the Dog: I saw someone refer to him as tomoyasu hotel
Angelo the Dog: which sounds like a nice place to stay
Angelo the Dog: you call down to the front desk and are like "excuse me we were supposed to have two double beds and there is only one king size" and they are like "UH OH.... DABBO TRABBO"

<metaly> aghghgh
<metaly> A New York woman found a man's leg and part of his spine in her backyard yesterday. Apparently, the man stowed away in the wheel well of a South Africa Airways flight from either Johannesburg or Dakar, Senegal headed to Kennedy International Airport.
<derPapst> almost made it!

<londo> honestly i think all the hipster classifications and trends come from like a square block of kids in brooklyn or something and that's it
<labslug> we should go to new york and eat the kids
<londo> yes !!!!!!
<labslug> not only will we eat New York food, but we will also destroy its people

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7:12:24 PM: <attackslug> Don't know why I'm signing on! I'm making like 7934398429 batches of cookies
7:12:32 PM: <attackslug> but they are baking and I am bored... entertain me :O
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<Flik_> Why does Bin Laden keep releasing tapes
<Flik_> Has he not heard of dvds

<Flik_> I like when cat hides for 2 days
<Flik_> And when you try to pet her, she cries and runs away
<Flik_> That is best
<londo> i had girlfriend like that

<londo> wtf ban that ho !!!!!!!1
<londo> ~ban dat ho~
<londo> that is like korean song or something

<hoimi> also the eb had giant snake eater display thing i wanted to steal
<londo> dO IT
<londo> and then eat it to survive in the jungle
<hoimi> haha
<hoimi> dude how do you smuggle out huge display thing!
<londo> distract workers
<hoimi> omg i should hace knocked on wall
<londo> ahaghdg i was aboutosya

<londobot> list:
<londobot> mypenis.gif        4b
<londobot> flikspenis.bmp             50gb
<londo> that is becauseit is bmp

<me_aly> also i convinced mrogan there was a rapper called snicker bar
<poundsnpence> :(
<me_aly> because eminem trendsetter
<londo> ahah lollen
<poundsnpence> you take advantage of my crippled intellect
<poundsnpence> foff
<me_aly> he he
*** me_aly is now known as snickerbar
<poundsnpence> milky way would be a good rapper name
<snickerbar> uhuh yeeh
*** poundsnpence is now known as milkyway
<milkyway> so smooooth
<snickerbar> that is actually real rapper though
<milkyway> yeah bustin it
<milkyway> wait, really?
<milkyway> WAIT
<snickerbar> HA HA HA
<milkyway> I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN
<milkyway> HATE YOU
<londo> ahah

<londo> there should be new olympic competition running up the stairs at 10000000000000000000000000 mph
<londo> my cat would win the gold

<Desantnik> I'm a hot cop / hottest cop on the disco beat
* Desantnik rubs his glistening, oiled-up nude body against the channel
<Desantnik> a little hot 4 u, boys?

<Nami> man
<Nami> I'm actually amazed that I've never been arrested or killed now
<Nami> I do stupid shit a lot
<Nami> whenever I do get arrested or killed it'll probably be for like
<Nami> DUI with car on fire driving the wrong way on the interstate with machineguns shooting out of every window
<Nami> and batman is on top trying to get me out
<Nami> and there's like 17 robot cops on motorcycles with billy clubs hitting my car
<Nami> and I am probably a werewolf

<Nami> it is a fact
<Nami> aliens love fighting predators
<Nami> predators love fighting aliens
<Nami> and marines love to be eaten and stabbed by all kinds of things

<palidor> if someone is going to jump off a bridge you should let them~
<palidor> because it is like
<palidor> 1. jumping off a bridge wtf lame
<palidor> 2. whocares

<chunli> news make me laugh and then cry
<chunli> it is so fake
<palidor> peopel on news shows are just talking heads
<palidor> now humping to: Talking Heads - Uh-Oh, Love Comes To Town (2:49)

<Nami> I went to a catholic school but I still routinely laugh at Jesus because he's dead and I'm not

<Namizzz> it'd be funny if the two guys from contra started a band and called it contraband

<regularoldmilon> once somethig becomes popular enough to warrant banning anywhere the original crowd has pretty much had it
<Foobar> slap bracelets!!!!111
<regularoldmilon> hah slap bracelets
<regularoldmilon> those ruled
* Desantnik slaps two slap bracelets on his wrists at the same time and nods in satisfaction

<morrissey> OH SHIT.
<morrissey> New Strider for DS
<Nami> WHAHT
<morrissey> oh wait, I misread. it said "Sonic Advance 3 for GBA"
<morrissey> man my eyesight must be going ~!
<Nami> uh
<Nami> die
<morrissey> but maybe they can port Strider 2 to DS and on the second screen give a list of justifications for trashing the game mechanics
<Nami> ha

<morrissey> <snake> ~ yo i'm a snake eater and i'm here to say, i eat snakes and potatoes just about every day ~ if another rattlesnake will come my way, i'll cut it into pieces and sautee ~

<lowenergy> when there is no room left in Hell, the dead shall rock the earth

<iamrolf> here is the robocop rap: serve the public trust / uphold the law / protect the innocent / his love is real / but he is not / except in his dreams / but he was turned to steel / in the great magnetic field / when he travelled time / for the future of mankind
<iamrolf> word

<laserbeast> Is Kingpin in the Punisher movie?
<laserbeast> becuse I think they should get Frank Black to play Kingpin
<Nami> hah
<Nami> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, MR. PUNISHER, BUT I AM UN CHIEN ANDALUSIA.

<milon> police quest> get in car. > The car explodes! Should have done a safety check! GAME OVER.
<milon> now that was gaming
<milon> police quest> shoot gun. > You blow your foot off! Make sure to unholster it next time! GAME OVER.

<Aniras> today in the video game store this woman came in and was talking to her husband and said "I think Scotty want Prince of Purseea"
<Aniras> it was hilariousssssssssssss
<londo> hah
<Flik_> haha stupid americans
<londo> you need to hold your laugh reflex
<Aniras> cannot help it
<Aniras> I like insulting people through laughter
<Flik_> I like insulting people through punches to the face

<melonhead> I am watching world series of poker instead of studying!
<koathangerkillersklan> you should be dying instead of living
<melonhead> what the fuck

<genj> hah my mom was surprised how cheap the 12x 1oz flaming hot cheetos were
<genj> <genjmom> how cheap the cheetos?? <genj> 1.95 <genjmom> lol cheap

*** lowenergy is now known as emojesus
<emojesus> watch me turn water into whine

<tp> do you guys do a lot of voodoo around the house?
<Nami> if by "voodoo" you mean "use wireless network to go on irc from toilet"
<Nami> yes

<lea_termpaper> Damn, it's actually cold in here :(
<mirthy> it is getting cold in here so go and put on all your clothes
<mirthy> i am
<mirthy> getting
<mirthy> so cold
<mirthy> im gonna put my clothes on
<mirthy> that would probably be a sexy song to eskimos

<lowenergy> I want to go to one of those exotic cheese/wine stores and eat everything
<lowenergy> ((maybe the erotic cheeses as well))

<Desantnik> Lederman, Robert - The GW Bush- IG Farben 2001 (The Nazi Connection) (b).txt
<Desantnik> GW BUSH = 666 = SATAN = 9/11 = HITLER
<melonhead> how does 9/11 equal satan or hitler
<Desantnik> melonhead: I don't know, it just does. Don't knock the equation
<Desantnik> GW BUSH: THE HITLER CONNECTION pt 2. Books don't lie.

<echidnatime> Could one of you guys make an image of your Windows 2000? :D
<echidnatime> It's an excuse to scrap ME and succumb to ID tag slaveitude
<echidnatime> servitude
<echidnatime> peonitude
<echidnatime> uude
<echidnatime> ooga booga alsdkfjldkjlf
<echidnatime> *in a deep manly voice* he he

<Desantnik> Oh yeah, I forgot I used to write awful poems exclusively for #Square play
<Desantnik> Snuff - by Desantnik
<Desantnik> Stab you
<Desantnik> With my dick.
<Desantnik> Then
<Desantnik> Stab you
<Desantnik> With my knife.
<Desantnik> Ah those more innocent days

<mynameisdeathblow> deathblow has all STDs
<mynameisdeathblow> I equip them like materia

<londo> a big big cock
<londo> song is totally ruined for me now that I know it's about big black man dicks

<mirthy> does anyone else know of that one game with the trackball
<mirthy> cabal or kabal or whatever
<Nami> centipede
<wildgoose> golden tee golf?
<mirthy> yes but no
<Nami> capcom bowling
<metaly> marble madness
<mirthy> ha shut up already
<Nami> logitech mouse driver 2.3 for windows 3.11
<Nami> (for workgroups)
<mirthy> aha

<kanis> Is James Iha really apart of a perfect circle in the latest album release
<Desantnik> A Perfect(ly) CRAPPY Circle
<Desantnik> ahahahahaha

<fliesflies> A complete MAME romset makes a complete person.
<fliesflies> Fill the void in your life today - with roms!

<echidnatime> When I was in fifth grade, one of my fish, Tutankhamun, leapt from its tank in the middle of the night and committed suicide
<echidnatime> It was so sad; I was asleep, and when I woke up, my fish was dried up and floor-bound.
<echidnatime> I should have mummified him. :D

<Nami> It'd be great if the whole game you were followed by this scary nemesis-like monster and it just turns out to be this big black dude with a boombox but you forgot to take your swimming goggles off so it looked all wiggly and scary because they were dark and full of water and he's like "yo let's listen to run dmc" and harry mason starts breakdancing

<XChz> I am going to In&Out
<XChz> Who wants to help fund the most disgusting burger ever?
<XChz> A burger where the meat and cheese will see no end
<XChz> it will just be a huge, smelly pile of meat and cheese
<XChz> I'll take it home
<XChz> lay down in the bathtub
<XChz> and have people dump it all over me
<XChz> and I will spend days in the bathtub eating it

<Palidor> [[[[VVRSSNN]]]] Touring In August
<Palidor> Neighbors complain late at night about all the brackets
<Palidor> ahah most retarded name

<genjasleep> there's nothing much to download
<genjasleep> not really any good games
<genjasleep> or windows oses

<kanis> what kind of a murderer would follow the speed limit
<kanis> let's say this guy wants to kill someone who lives say 6-8 hours away
<kanis> why not speed?
<kanis> i mean, what's a ticket going to do when they already lock you up for life
<youkilledthekingnowyouareking> maybe you plan to plead not guilty ~
<kanis> still
<kanis> it's outside of that
<youkilledthekingnowyouareking> maybe you just bought a new audio book or something and want to take your time listening to it on the drive over

* Mithril slaps knee in laughter
<metaly> <rc_proam> mithril gives good handjobs, i know from experience :> <Mithril> okay <Mithril> You're on ignore, you annoying little homosexual uncle fucker <rc_proam> you're not my uncle :<
<Mithril> beating a dead horse
<palom> you're not my hourse

<Desantnik> Maybe growing up with Nintendo has inspired so many people to enjoy really cheesy synthesizer crap, now that us NES peoples are growing up and doing crap
<Desantnik> I certainly do. D00 B,OOLOP

<magnetismic> if i was black i'd eat a wigger sandwich every day
<magnetismic> i don't even know what that means

<Palidor> I want to see charlie's angels 2!!!!!!!
<Palidor> ok not really but I liked the first one :B
<Palidor> I mean I want to see THE HULK
<Palidor> (also lying)

<echidnatime> yuck, my hands smell like vanilla extract
<Satinder> that makes me want cookies
<Satinder> if my sister didn't have to get up for school in 15 minutes I would wake her up now and make her bake me some
<echidnatime> OHHHHHHHHHH

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<elfandexecutioner> twelve native brides I earned
<JackROBOTECHimeansleepyessleep> shut up fatt
<elfandexecutioner> MEAN

<xenogearsdeep> you know what's funny and original? making references to xenogears' deepness
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<inthearmsofsleep> I also have to
<inthearmsofsleep> work on page
<inthearmsofsleep> write sex story
<inthearmsofsleep> simultaneously!! and get confused
<meatwave> uh oh porn site
<inthearmsofsleep> haha
<inthearmsofsleep> or like
<inthearmsofsleep> "oh yeah, give it to me, <tr>," <p> moaned

<Desantnik> gangstas love me because I'm the whitest mother fucker they've ever met. They call me 'D Train", D meaning the late 19th century English author 'Charles Dickens"

<genjzzz> notinbutq found a nice job ;d
<Palidor> working the street?
<genjzzz> she is like a fashion designer's personal assistant
<Palidor> fashion designer = pimp??

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<theblueguyfromcontra> hey i got the spreader yeaaah

<lowenergy> IKARUGA PARTY.
<lowenergy> IKARUGA PROMOTES RACISM.
<lowenergy> I SHOOT BLACKS WITH MY WHITE SHIP
<lowenergy> RACIST!!

<de> i think im going to get a sex change
<alt-lowenergy> I want a second one

<ARMOREDSTREETWALKER> wilykat will US ikaruga have horizontal mode?
<discreditinglowenergy> SC, to answer your question belatedly: I do not know
<discreditinglowenergy> US shooter releases are always bad about stripping out vertical/TATE modes, so they can avoid complaints when some dork fucks up their monitor/TV flipping.
<Kufat> I FLIPPED MY PROJECTION TV AND I HAVE A LAWYER
<discreditinglowenergy> YOU DESERVE DEATH. DO NOT FURTHER HARM THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO BRING US STRIPPED, YET INEXPENSIVE SHOOTER RELEASES.

<kanis> i am going to invent a cyborg chick to satisfy my sexual needsa
<kanis> the cyborg chick's program is going to be an eggdrop program too LOL

<Jack> Xbox Live makes me miserable
<Jack> I wish I could get it
<lowenergy> Play Magical Drop online instead you miserable fuck
<Jack> go to hell ass

<lowenergy> I think most of us here still watch Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
<devian_tart> I don't think I ever watched it :/
<lowenergy> You've been missing out
<lowenergy> I remember the episode where milk spilled on the cake and the cake was ruined and everyone started crying then I started crying

<Brahms> It is cool how guys like being stalked
<Brahms> Or raped HA HA

<Jack> remember when I beat you in f-zero
<Jack> 50 to 0
<duk> >:|
<lowenergy> Did he start to fight back tears?
<Jack> Wily, that was around 20.
<Jack> He had to change shirts twice because he was soaked.
<lowenergy> hah

<genjzzz> Columbine Pupil Dies in Colo. Plane Crash
<Perrin> OH GOD FINAL DESTINATION COME 2 LIFE!!!!!!!

SimCity 4:
<McFlikkinz> You need to keep it true to the USA
<McFlikkinz> SEGREGRATION MY FRIEND
<McFlikkinz> WHITE POWER
<Palidor> and there is elementary school, high school, college, library
<McFlikkinz> What about prestigous (whites only) universities
<Palidor> university is a gift
<Palidor> so is private school !!
<McFlikkinz> Are they whites only
<Palidor> no
<Palidor> but country club is
<Palidor> 1!!!

<Londo> lieberman for president hurrah
<Desantnik> lieberman, the jewish nazi
<Londo> there are many reasons to hate him
<Londo> the easiest being that he is a jew
<Londo> ahsgdgsha

<Foobar_> #square time zone graph!
<Foobar_> 1234567890123
<Foobar_> e xxxxxxxxxxx
<Foobar_> c xxx
<Foobar_> m
<Foobar_> p xxxxxx
<lowenergy> fuck mountain

<iamhavingsexwithbonoconstantly> harr i wonder what is junior level
<Palidor> I think 64
<iamhavingsexwithbonoconstantly> i mean for me !!
<Palidor> 27382
<iamhavingsexwithbonoconstantly> haha :[[[[[[[[[
<Palidor> HAVE FUN!!!!
<Palidor> college4life

<genjafk> i have the juicy time and brontosaurus

<ecco> you know what cartoon ruled
<ecco> rambo
<ecco> I saw it on the sci fi channel one morning
<ecco> rambo liberated a third world country singlehandedly
<ecco> nobody else but him
<ecco> and he was barefoot the whole time
<ecco> it was awesome

<Palidor> Trent reznor was raised in a factory. lol industrial music

<davidbuoy> candy corn is like 1000% sugar
<poteet> Candy corn makes me and Laura walking sources of flatulence
<poteet> we discovered this during a physics study session
<poteet> I'm glad I was able to share it
<poteet> yay, silence ensues

<Mantecaite> I had to testify in front of the grand jury today, lol

<lowenergy> Hah.
<lowenergy> I just saw a hobo standing outside of a liquor store holding a sign that said "I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MONEY".

<notinbutq> you shot yourself in the face, you'll get a new face

<Flik> Hurr
<Flik> I must decide if I want a B.Sc or B.A
<Aniras> B.
<Aniras> B.O
<Flik> Already have a Ph.D in that
<Aniras> ahah

<notinbutq> electromaz?????
<notinbutq> don't kill...
<notinbutq> you'll ended up in hell.

<ecco> MS is all talk
<ecco> <BillGates> we will take off 5 months to fix bugs
<ecco> <BillGates> ok it's time to masturbate for 5 months straight get to it men

Microsoft buys Rare:
<Nicklon> WHAT THE FUCK
<Nicklon> rare was the reason I bought gamecube
<Palidor> haha you lose

<Flik> Kevin is so sad he had to do those dumb ads for credit cards
<Flik> He like did a commerical about 6 degrees of him
<Flik> Well that is pretty sad that he has to do that
<da_small2> but that sounds like it would actually be funny
<Flik> LOL NEEDS TO PUT FOOD ON TABLE
<Flik> Oh they were funny
<Flik> But
<Flik> LOL NEEDS TO PUT FOOD ON TABLE
<Flik> Or maybe
<Flik> LOL NEEDS TO PUT CRACK ON SPOON
<da_small2> rofl bad
<Flik> Or better yet
<Flik> LOL NEEDS TO PUT DIRT ON SHALLOW HOOKER GRAVE
<da_small2> ahahaaha worst

<Vanessa> ooooh cheese burger and lonliness are a dangerous mix....

<Piccolo> what bothers me are people who have an extreme burning hatred towards super mario bros 2
<G-Mantle> i will slay them all and wear their flesh
<Piccolo> insant

<ecco> I want a CPS3 rig in the basement with SF3NG
<ecco> and I will parry all day
<ecco> Ibuki is like "Shuriken time" and I am like MASH STICK FORWARD 300X HEY LOOK PARRIED THEM ALL BITCH

<DoTheRobertDance> sp are boring : |
<Palidor> nop
<Palidor> like if you think they are boring you are either 1) dumb or 2) flik
<DoTheRobertDance> Well I find them boring
<Palidor> that is because #2

<Tommmmmmy> wily its only $36 now for the GBA to TV adapter
<Tommmmmmy> even you can afford it :>>
<lowenergy> Really?
<lowenergy> Where?
<Tommmmmmy> http://202.60.224.105/pp/item_detail.asp?itemID={369167B6-52A5-4B05-8ED2-9EB9BA5B5F6F}
<lowenergy> PRICES SO LOW THEY CAN'T AFFORD A DOMAIN

<Palidor> "Actually, I was having dinner with Michael [Stipe, of R.E.M.] when our second album went platinum, which up until that point was the highest success we'd ever had. And he turned to me during dinner and said, 'Welcome to the deep waters, kid.' I'll never forget that."
<Palidor> ... and then he kissed me"

<FAMICOM> I really don't know about the XBOX but all I can say, it has almost been a year and there still isn't anything I want to play on it.
<FAMICOM> I want to play Halo but I heard that it is coming to PC. Or has it been released?
<ecco> first stage "omg why did I pay $300 for this" second stage "hmm this halo game is sort of fun if I pretend I am holding a keyboard and mouse :[" third stage "where are the other games :|" fourth stage "agh it is $200 now I lost $100 nooo" fifth stage "why do my hands hurt" sixth stage "oh no my penis fell off" seventh stage "agh barry white is eating my house" eight stage "NOOO WORMS IN MY SOUP"

<genj> ok tiem for english/linguistics midnight brainz busterz
<genj> what is the difference between "going to" and "will" !! tell me so i can write my future masters thesis

<Londo> people are stupid
<Londo> I make hilarious jokes and they miss them
<Londo> [00:33:11] <melonhead> I don't like John Mayer
<Londo> [00:33:34] > his brother oscar is cool though
<Aniras> maybe they did not miss it :[
<Londo> SHUT uP

<Piccolo> I hate waiting for game news involving GC games that are on other consoles because I fear they are going to say "gamecube version canceled" or "gamecube version to feature 3d platformer, ps2 version to feature real game"
<Londo> or maybe they will say "hey dude buy a ps2"
<Londo> "don't be a moron, jackass"
<Londo> "gamecubes are for midgets and circus freaks, you leper"

<Londo> ok this has gone to hell
<Londo> google image search die
<Aniras> how long have you been looking?
<Londo> like 5 mins
<Londo> :D

<Aniras> I found the thing that is supposed to make the color behind my desktop icon text transparent but it doesn't work :[
<Aniras> nm!~!!
<Aniras> figured it out
<Aniras> my active desktop stuff stops it from working
<Aniras> dumb MS
<Aniras> 10 goto hell
<Aniras> 20 goto 10

<Sanodg> When is Enterprise season premiere
<Londo> sept something
<Sanodg> Amazing
<Sanodg> You nailed that down with pinpoint accuracy
<Londo> 09/18/02
<Londo> fuck you !!!!!!!!

<Londo> A new survey shows that drug, alcohol and cigarette use among sixth- to 12th-graders is at the lowest level in years, partly because adults are doing more to keep them away from illicit substances.
<Londo> "Following 9/11, Americans seemed to refocus on family, community, spirituality and nation," said survey author Thomas J. Gleaton. "That renewed awareness shows up in the data."
<Londo> go choke on a stick
<Londo> "BECAUSE OF 9/11 PETS ARE LIVING LONGER BECAUSE OF INCREASED NUTRITON AND LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE AFTER 9/11 PPL WERE LIKE 'HEY MAN I SHOULD FEED MY PET MORE OFTEN'"

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<l0rthius7> i like to stick a cardboard tube up my ass and let roaches crawl up it.
<l0rthius7> i like to stick a cardboard tube up my ass and let roaches crawl up it.
<Gundam^Wing^Zero> go on
<Gundam^Wing^Zero> say it again
<l0rthius7> I like...
<l0rthius7> to eat fetuses
<l0rthius7> i'm a post-operative transsexual
<Leigh> I think you'll have a hard time offending people here, l0rthius
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<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK
<ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis, antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George Orwell

<eccosleepinxtreem> A) I want a Mac
<eccosleepinxtreem> B) I want to go to college
<eccosleepinxtreem> but like I can only have one!!!
<G-Mantle> that is pretty good if your school only asks for $3000 for tuition
<eccosleepinxtreem> yes
<eccosleepinxtreem> it is hamburger college

<lowenergy> hey coal miners: TAKE A BATH

<Torke> ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX, SEX ALL DAY IN DADS APARTMENT

<Genjafk> ecco my a|x leaf pattern shirt came today
<Genjafk> i look like a male hooker in it :]

<ecco> if spider silk became largely produced enough to make all kinds of neat products, it'd be wacky
<ecco> spider silk rocket packs

<Aniras> tiem should be added to the English language
<Aniras> it is my favorite typo I think!
<Aniras> so much so that I do it purposely!
<Aniras> tiempo is my name says that cat thao to tha other cat on the vack toast of a wharf says me to myslef I am not a man but rather a xylophone ehahehaea

<G-Mantle> the only reason i would see that dragon movie is to find out why matthew mccongaghagbhytofh is flying through the air with a pickaxe
<Aniras> pickaxe is the best tool

<Londo> bill maher better not get killed by the government before he does his next show

<Londo> I have not seen fast and furious but I bet it is like
<Londo> <vindiesel> let's ride
<Londo> car racing scene with annoying hard rock track playing

<Palidor> haha warez group rap
<Palidor> Û” You like to smoke this aint no joke this PS is no Piece O S___ ”Û
<Palidor> Û” itz da real thing no April 1st no Beta Bitch just smooth pure ”Û
<Palidor> Û” pixel pushin, super healin, MF bad ass app. ”Û

<Wilykat> Like
<Wilykat> I want to see the Simpsons
<Wilykat> since I have not seen it in several weeks
<Wilykat> but everytime I turn on FOX
<Wilykat> <fox> baseball!! boring inning #1132 Darryl Strawberry smokes crack and beats up women bottom of the ninth wtf
<Wilykat> Tell them to go play Baseball for NES instead.

<Typhus> Pokemon Snap really sucks
<Typhus> Like, badly badly.
<Typhus> It's a boring, stoic little game that makes me want to play Judge Dredd.
<ecco> Typhus, I like it. It's offbeat.
<Typhus> ecco: I should probably rent it, though.

<Wilykat> I got to play Metal Slug 4 at two seperate places today. It was mediocre both times.
<ecco[g-fucka]> Wily, it is because lazy koreans are too busy eating kimchee and playing Adventures of Kim Kaphwan to make Metal Slug games!!!!!!!!!!

<The-Pretender> This sucks
<The-Pretender> My gf got her wallet stolen already in London :(
<Londo> <toilet-paper> out of drugs :<
<The-Pretender> That's not nice

<Palidor> are you tired or drunk
<RockHoward> tierd
<Palidor> you can tell me the truth :)))))))))

The army game:
<Flik> Anyone that thinks it is a propaganda game, is just sad
<Londo> but it could be!!!
<Londo> subliminal messages in the textures
<Flik> Special offers to players that play the longest! Like free army training, at a base near you!!!
<Flik> Highest frag score? Notify the army, and you can get 50% off addmission!
<Flik> Admission into the army that is HOORAY
<Londo> I don't think you have to pay

<Aniras> also what the hell is 4D artmaking!
<Aniras> it is like physics art
<Aniras> where you have to calculate an extra dimension to make the angles correct for the aliens!

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<bling-blingin``terrybogard> POWAaah GUEAestAHH
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<bling-blingin``terrybogard> OH-KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Piccolo> I walk down a flight of stairs with a zombie on it and it doesn't attack
<Piccolo> so I am like 'hello there'
<Piccolo> aght
<Piccolo> anyway then it turns and VOMITS ON MY FEET

Attack of the Clones:
<Londo> MOVIEISGOOD
<Londo> HAVEFUN
<Londo> I WANT 2 C AGAIN
<Londo> third act is like hgheughh!!!!!!!!!!!!! f

<Palidor> ok done with bvodka
<Palidor> odka
<Palidor> uyh
<Palidor> oh this tastes nasry
<Palidor> FoSOBAT
<Palidor> ovbilously
<Palidor> I wonde rif
<Palidor> alccohol has psotibie effect on CS skills
<Palidor> Cyan you stasadf
<Palidor> HAOOY NEW YEAR
<Palidor> you are doing this because I'md rubk
<Palidor> SH"TU
<Palidor> anal explosions is srsight
<Palidor> hol shit
<_Cyan_> Happy new year

<Londo> REZ
<Londo> ONE DAY BLOCKBUSTER WILL HAVE REZ AND I WILL RENT IT HARD
<Londo> I WILL RENT IT UP THE BUTT

<DarkWombat> my mom saw something on some news station or other about gta3 once
<DarkWombat> she instantly came into my room where we happened to be playing it
<DarkWombat> and she was like "oh my god ITS IN MY HOUSE!"

<Nazhuret> speaking of sc
<Nazhuret> how do you win in that game
<Nazhuret> i always lose D;
<ecco> it is like this
<ecco> first you take off your pants
<ecco> second you turn on the drill
<ecco> third you open your anal sphincter
<ecco> FOURTH YOU.... HAVE A SANDWICH
<ecco> HA HA HA
<ecco> HA HA HA
<ecco> HA HA HA
<ecco> HA HA HA
<ecco> HA HA HA

<Londo> 5. Turn off pixel shaders if you have them on.
<Londo> The reflections cause performance to degrade.
<Londo> hah please
<Londo> like I am going to turn off pixel shaders

<BarryBurton> also when the hell is someone going to write a freddy vs. jason script that doesn't suck
<BarryBurton> anyway another movie with freddy might be a bad idea because the dialogue hghg
<BarryBurton> HOW SWEET, FRESH MEAT, BOAIZB HNCB

<genj> Counterstrike responsible ?
<genj> Posted by waddy on Monday, April 29 @ 09:08:25 BST
<genj> Steinhauser ran amok in his former school firing 40 rounds from a pistol in a 20-minute frenzy. He was also carrying a legally owned pump-action shotgun, but did not use it.
<genj> According to Der Spiegel news magazine, Steinhauser spent much of his time playing violent computer video games. His favourite was called "Counterstrike" in which anti-terror units wearing masks battle each other to death.
<genj> Steinhaeuser also wore a black mask and dark clothes to carry out his attack.
<genj> hah even in real life people don't use shotgun ;[

<The-Pretender> Woohoo! I found a half pound for $325 :D
<palom> nifty! :) of what?
<The-Pretender> .... of sugar ¬_¬;
<The-Pretender> And for your information, I'm not a drug dealer. I just happen to have a half pound because 4/20 is coming up :P
<The-Pretender> And for the record, I'm not a drug dealer and I have purchased a half pound of sugar
<Wilykat> Sugar should not cost $300 for a half pound !

<Londo> tony hawk's pro sk8r 3
<Londo> you can do create-a-sk8r
<Londo> my skater is named grimp
<Londo> he has a pink cowboy hat, eyepatch, denim vest, casts on both arms, and spandex shorts
<Londo> also he is black LOL

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<Aniras> if stupid services worked I would kick you back :[[
*** ChanServ sets mode +o Aniras
<Aniras> ahahehae

<mirthy> aha i saw some writing on a bathroom door that said "this is best time to SMOKE"

<ecco> and now, your Wednesday evening ecco Apple update!
<ecco> Apple 23" HD Cinema Display: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
<ecco> Uh iPod with personalized laser engraving
<ecco> ~what THa FuCK~~``

<ecco> ahgt match.com commercials
<ecco> it is like
<ecco> I am desperate but not that desperate you losers
<Piccolo> the best part of the match.com is the woman's laptop that is SUPER SHARP SCREEN
<ecco> aha I see I am not the biggest loser here

* _Rei_ shows off his shaved head
* Wilykat show off his 3 foot high mohawk and CUTS Rei with it

<Kefka_the_Great> I have FF4 for computer
<Kefka_the_Great> snes emulator and ff4 rom
<Lap> Kefka: in other words, the rom.
<Kefka_the_Great> BUM RUSH

<Londo> ``axis de evil``
<ecco> it is sega's new maraca dancing game
<ecco> axis de evil :{
<ecco> only 4 korea

<Perc|Class> I kind of have a secret admiration for John Walker
<ecco> not secret anymore!!!
* ecco calls FBI
* ecco calls FBI
* ecco calls FBI

<ondo> deus ex 2 will rock my fuck off
<ondo> you know
<ondo> when I talk about deus ex being great
<ondo> it is not just like "it is really good game"
<ondo> it is "OH MY GOD YES"

<Londo> MY UNCLE WORKS AT US GOVERNMENT
<Londo> HE SAYS YOU CAN REVIVE AERIS IN IRAQ

<Piccolo> did you ever play the nerf FPS pc game
<Piccolo> it is like superserious nerf
<operationryu> no i am autistic but not that autistic

<SeymourTravoltaMcBonoboom> is there a way to make new windows default to column view
<ecco> you can make all windows conform to a certain window's preferences
<ecco> I think
<Londo> fuck conformity

<Londo> [22:45:58] <mustadio> up 4 2wks 8hrs 29mins 51secs plz on winxp
<Londo> [22:44:08] <notmelonhead> An error occurred while Windows was synchronizing with time.windows.com.
<Londo> YHAHA TIME KOMPRESSION

<mike_tidwell> the best rumor of the last 6 years was so many people at my school and around, when the tom green show was at its pride, said he got fired from the show because he showed up at a bar mitzvah dressed as hitler. i didn't even really believe it but i still thought it was funny
<mike_tidwell> it's something i want to try
<mike_tidwell> preferably complete strangers
<mike_tidwell> and i'd have an entourage of nazi's, complete with like heimler and rommel, the desert fox
<mike_tidwell> he'd be a fox dressed as a nazi
<mike_tidwell> with a hat that said rommel
<mike_tidwell> and we'd carry him in a sandbox

<Wilykat> Holy shit
<Wilykat> my brother has been in the shower for the past two hours
<Wilykat> he has got like 10 calls while he was in there
<Wilykat> and I have to keep telling the same people

<jewey> (WYLD STALLYNS SCRIPT) - I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!! | I MEAN STICKS | I GUESS I HAD A FREUDIAN SPLURT!!! I MEAN SPLUTTERY FACE!!!!! I MEAN FAGGOTY SLOBBERGBLKGPTH

<Aniras> STUPID PORN SPAM CAN GO TO HELL
<Aniras> I DO NOT WANT TO JOIN THE ANAL CLUB

<Londo> omg found cinnamon rolls in refridgerator
<Londo> making them!

<Londo> wtf 1200 marines in afghanistan
<Londo> what are they going to do
<Londo> "sup NORTHERN ALLIANCE"

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<SinclairC> alpacas all fall on pitchforks
<Alpaca> but they get up and continue to kill
<Gage> I want to see more of this sort of exchange
<Gage> You could write a book like that
<Gage> "Alpacas all fall on pitchforks but they ge up and continue to kill" and on and on
<Gage> Make a children's book out of it
<ecco> alpacas all get hit by cars
<ecco> ....
<ecco> but they get up and continue to kill
<ecco> alpacas all must sleep someday
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<ecco> eheh I have galaxy fight for saturn ^_^_^
<biomy> does it have any sexy chicks??
<biomy> or handsome men
<ecco> not as sexy as ur mom ,,,,
<biomy> in the grave
<ecco> I like them dead

<Gage> duksauce what did your father catch you at?
<duksauce> Gage: Giving head. ;P
<Gage> duksauce, what'd he say?
<ecco> "son, next time ask before you start sucking my dick"

<Desantnik> YO DOOD U JUST BOUGHT DIS XBOX.THITS OCULD'VE PREVENTED 12 FAMILIES FROM STARVING TO DETH. FUCK U

<Wilykat> The X-Box controller feels like you're grabbing onto a petrified bean burrito with the mass of beans forming at both ends
<Wilykat> quite peculiar
<Wilykat> I like to puncture a hole in a bean burrito and squeeze the beans into my mouth
<Wilykat> and then toss the sticky tortilla on the ground for somebody to slip on like a banana peel
<Wilykat> I want to buy a large, intimidating black man

<tennin> what is this Xenogears thing with you? xenogears came out over three and a half years ago you know. it's old news, you must find new material
<mustad> it came out 2 weeks ago due to time compression

<mustadio> exaccttxx
<Piccolo> <mustad> the extra x is for extra aligator sex
<mustadio> <piccolo> the extra x is for HORRIBLE JOKE
<Piccolo> <aligator> rarrr <mustad> ohhh
<Reubenoit> aggh

<Aximzzzzzzzz> I got porn spam with the subject "Pictures" from "Whitney" which is my sister's name and I don't see the address but I open it anyway because I am expecting her to send me some scanned pictures ARGH DIE DIE
<Aximzzzzzzzz> wtf bad and like 5 minutes later I get the scanned pictures I was expecting
<biomo> soooo......
<biomo> is your sister hottooo

*** mustadio is now known as wilyson
<wilyson> daddy!!!
<wilyson> heha
* wilykat hit wilyson with a belt, then breaks his legs, and drowns him in the bathtub
<wilykat> SON

Shenmue 2:
<Wilykat> hah, comments:
<Wilykat> DEAR MR. GATES,
<Wilykat> EAT A BOWL OF WARM DICK .
<Wilykat> SINCERELY,
<Wilykat> FUCK YOU

<Londo> today at lunch
<Londo> we were talking about college and majors and stuff
<Londo> and I was like
<Londo> "I'm going to major in kicking ass and minor in taking names"
<Londo> that was like my best joke this year

<Gage> I heard Georgie made an address
<Gage> And said you're either for us or against us
<ecco> He also said that Captain America will be deployed into Afghanistan if bin Laden is not handed over to US authorities
<ecco> no word on whether or not the Avengers will be joining him

<Gage> Hello I am from Japan/the master race otaku clan/my Playstation requires not/a mod chip or a disk swap/land of videogames and anime/I need not import on eBay

* Wilykat 400 million Killer Instinct combo --> sinclair
<Wilykat> U-U-U-U-U-ULTRA K-K-K-K-K-KOOOMRRROOOEEE BREAKER
<Wilykat> holy shit that game was stupid

<WhoLetTheTumbleweedsOut> Read the dictionary roflroflrofl
<Aniras> hah I started to do that once
<Aniras> it was a huge dictionary
<Aniras> and I almost made it!
<Aniras> to B

<ecco> ahah it would be great in MGS if Ninja was like "HURT ME MOOORE" and Snake shot him in the face and he went "THANKS!!!!" and went home

<metesh> blehehnetnr
<metesh> i'm bored
<metesh> all the tranquility is getting to me
<metesh> blehetnt9goanwer
<metesh> hehe we went to the bookstore today
<metesh> and i was like 'SOMETHING TO DO AMAZING'
<metesh> the past few days
<metesh> i have had virtually nothing to do
<metesh> besides read magazines
<metesh> and listen to my parents' friends talk about wine
<metesh> they are like 'WELL MY VERY VERY RICH FRIEND GAVE ME SOME WINE AND PS HE IS RICH IT WAS GOOD WINE RICH RICH AHJHTJALTAHT MONEY'

<biomish> do you have unresolved issues with real life or something where you are really a coward and want to express mightiness through video games
<biomish> then dial 1-900-u-coward and get tips and tricks for your favorite video games

<CITAN_W\SWORD> hah no sleep for me tonight
<Flik> Why?
<CITAN_W\SWORD> it's 4:20
<CITAN_W\SWORD> and I have to get up at 6
<melonzoo> WHOA 4:20
<melonzoo> WHOA 4:20
<CITAN_W\SWORD> wow man am i screwed up :DD
<CITAN_W\SWORD> i luv this sigaret of weeeeed

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<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

*** Quits: Gage (Quit: <Tom-Servo> Oh boy, the party newsletter is here! Now I know what my opinions are!)

<biomy> i'm going to express my sexual freedom right now!
* biomy pulls down pants
<biomy> ...my power ranger underwear! ha ha ha ha

<Palidor> consciousness isn't very objective
<Dygel> Doubt it.
<Kiyre> Objectiveness isn't terribly objective either.
<Dygel> No, counsciousness isn't objective. The fact that you are finite is.
<Palidor> blow me

<Palidor> Topic:   Official Petition To Stop Mulgrew From Appearing in Trek X
<Palidor> dude
<Palidor> I swear to god annoying star trek people won't be able to deal to life
<Palidor> it'll be like
<Palidor> Topic:   Official Petition To Stop Landlord From Evicting Me

<Palidor> robocop
<Palidor> his love is real
<Palidor> but he is not

<Flik> WW3 will take place first in Canada
<Palidor> between the frenchies and the normals
<Flik> LOL
<Flik> "normals"

<EvilDygel> Innocent question my ass. Quit putting effor into being a moron.
<EvilDygel> effort
<Gage> It's funny when somebody typos when insulting your intelligence
<Gage> I laugh in binary when that happens 1010101010101001010101010101

<mustadio> grrr idiot mustadio fat references in game it is getting old dammit
<SinclairC> "you received Potionmustadioeatsbuttarololololol"
<Piccolo> bonus game of pumping buttar into mustadio tub so he can eat it
<mustadio> lol not quite but just dum stuff like random people <person> wtf weaponsmith mustadio is fag
<mustadio> arr i meant fat
<mustadio> ahrgaghahj die

<Grimp> it takes like two minutes cock smoker
<Huan> I don't smoke cocks, just beat them, like you
<Huan> nevermind

<Gage> Have any of you tried the new Shattered Pringles?
<Gage> I just opened up a new can and wow not one complete pringle!
<Gage> They are all in tiny bits, what a nice marketing device
<Gage> Once you pop the crumbs don't stop

<Gage> Gotta love how Microsoft has like 80,000 products with a variation on the name "Explorer"
<ecco> microsoft rectum explorer

<duk> I was hit on today. It was an oddly uplifting experience.
<ecco> Dan was he married

<Palidor> I almost beat deus ex
<Flik> I destroyed the believers
<SinclairC> I had a milkshake
<Flik> Well glad to hear we all did aOMeemt things today
<Palidor> wtf
<SinclairC> wtf aOMeemt
<Palidor> aOMeemt
<Flik> Wtf
<Flik> aOMeemt

<Dark_Kenshiro> LOL I remember when my brother tried to contaminate my favorite table by just leaving there the Power Rangers game

<Gage> Your dad could use some seratonin
<palom> mine could use the serotonin, they need the mania :P
<Gage> palom I said "your dad"
<Gage> You said "mine could use the serotonin, they need the mania"
<Gage> PALOM HAS TWO DADS
<palom> (p.s. coran has two dads TOO heha ;D ;D ;D)
<Gage> LOL they are both named Palom

<Gage> Hmm something is fishy Scoobie!
<Gage> (p.s. Velma is a lesbian)
<SinclairC> (p.s. gage is a lesbian too hehehehehehehehehe)
<Gage> (p.s. nobody knows I'm a lesbian ;D ;D ;D)
<palom> (p.s. now we know ;D ;D ;D)

<MrThou> Ghost train!
<MrThou> GHOST TRAIN
<MrThou> I remember one time in grade 10 science class I was rapping my pencil against my desk in the rhythm the ghost train makes on the tracks
<MrThou> And some guy was like "Hey that's the sound the ghost train makes in Final Fantasy 6"
<MrThou> So I married him

<ecco> <Tom-Servo> time to make a joke
<ecco> <Tom-Servo> taft! he was a fat president! I mean phat! I mean plblbtt HAHAHA
<ecco> <Tom-Servo> Hoobly DOOBLY
<ecco> <audience> :(

<DenikosintK> That is like people who say DOUBLEUDOUBLEUTWO instead of world war 2
<Gage> I say "The Great War Part 2"
<Gage> Since it was an extension
<Gage> It's like Europe was like "time out!" until they had enough people to kill again

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<biomish> i can be self centered too
*** Quits: biomish (Quit: going to bed alone without another men to slepp with noooooo)

<Palidor> my name is firemyst and I'm real GAY I like the sex with animals HEY HEY HEY I enjoy groping chickens and small little boys when I'm at home I play with my "toys" my wife despises me but I tied her to the bed I still have sex with her even though she's dead

<talktothehand> if i knew you were coming i would've baked a cake
<talktothehand> baked a cake
<talktothehand> baked a cake
<Trilless> does saying it three times make it funnier?
<talktothehand> <--

<PalidorSezHeilHitlerz> Jack Nicholson
<PalidorSezHeilHitlerz> In
<PalidorSezHeilHitlerz> One Flew
<PalidorSezHeilHitlerz> Over
<PalidorSezHeilHitlerz> The
<PalidorSezHeilHitlerz> Cocks Nest
<PalidorSezHeilHitlerz> Cuckoo
*** Parts: PalidorSezHeilHitlerz (Death to me)

<Palidor> WTF
<Palidor> DARK TOWER V IN 2003 ARHHJ
<Palidor> 5that ios like forever
<Palidor> stephen king will die
<Palidor> before he makes DTV
<Palidor> he's like getting hit by airplanes and stuff
<Palidor> This just in: MARS CRASHES INTO STEPHEN KING

<Piccolo> jumping in and out of the water like a dolphin as zora link is awesome
<dialmformouton> and i thought i was easily amused ehehehe

<Alpaca> SEE YO FUTIR IN DA TAROW CARDZ
<Alpaca> CAH ME NOW FO YO FREE READIN
<Alpaca> WHO IS DIS MAN I BE SEEIN
<Alpaca> thats my boyfriend
<Alpaca> AAAAAAAH HAH
<Alpaca> SO WHO IS DIS UDDER MAN DEN
<Alpaca> WHO BE DE YOUNG STUPID ONE?
<Alpaca> ONE OF DEM IS GOIN TO ASS YOU TO GO ON A TRIP
<Alpaca> DON GO YA HEER ME
<Alpaca> AND AH KNOW YOU AIN LISTENIN
<Alpaca> BECAWS I SEE YOU GOIN
<Alpaca> Cleo
<Alpaca> I will marry her some day

<Koreigh> i have nude pictures of Genj and a swordfish
<Genjafk2> the swordfish is nude too :>

<Desantnik> [21:02] <patti11_> anyone wanna talk to a f/10???
<Desantnik> [21:03] <Desantnik> patti11_: Of course you're one of those 10 year olds that goes to Columbia university
<Desantnik> [21:03] *** patti11_ (Ender_@sidious.cs.columbia.edu) has left #Kids

<thermofish> cody I will send you big stubbies for christmas :>
<rc_proam> ^_^

<shinkuucody> the waltz of akuma hmm SHOSH SHOSH hmm SHOSH SHOSH hmm SHOSH SHOSH

<ecco> ok time for some more MGS2 demo
<ecco> and then..
<ecco> ZOE?!!
<Genjafk> ecco how about some time with me??

*** Ichirou changes topic to Wilykat has a belly like a bowl full of jelly.
*** Wilykat changes topic to Ichirou eats tube of raw, salted pork fat dipped in ranch dressing for breakfast every day
*** Dygel changes topic to Ichirou eats tube of raw, salted pork fat dipped in ranch dressing for breakfast every day || I also hate Ichirou

<Mithril> wow, what a strange contest
<Mithril> Send the Smashing Pumpkins a 500 word essay with your interpretation of the story of Machina
<Mithril> and whoever comes the closest wins
<Desantnik> DMX held a similar contest for the story of My Niggas

<zestfullyzangief> you're not fully clean unless you're zest fully zangief! darr

<Piccolo> wtf boaizb hncb
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<brbmasturbating> GENDER BENDING!
<brbmasturbating> And uhmm what the hell I hate you guys
<brbmasturbating> Why did you not tell me I had
<brbmasturbating> <----- still?
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<Palidor> in spanish room
<Palidor> some people keep drawing penises on the backs of the desks
<Palidor> so I said to mrs. timonere
<Palidor> "what are you going to do about the penis threat?"
<Palidor> then she had a talk with me out in the hall :(

<Genj> i have to do a religion presentation project thing on judiasm, so i am reading the faq at www.jewfaq.org :>

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<sinclairlandication> hello i do not see rosenwagon here???
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<Ragnarosen> Did you notice the school sign also said "ANAL EXAMS?"
<ecco> <Fagnarosen> I love anal exams!
<Ragnarosen> wtf
<Ragnarosen> That wasn't me saying that. That was Cody using a nick.
*** ecco is now known as Fagnarosen
<Fagnarosen> tee hee!
<Ragnarosen> And I would never say "tee hee!" either. Under any circumstances.
<Fagnarosen> tee hee!

<Piccolo> -ChanServ- Info for #nazi:
<Piccolo> -ChanServ- Founder : WhiteMan
<Piccolo> -ChanServ- Description: For Entertainment
<Piccolo> ahhhha

<Palidor> the ghetto of my city is like
<Palidor> station avenue
<Palidor> it is full of broked houses and black people D:
<Flik> I love how you added the black people thing

<InterArmaEnimSilentLeges> FUCK
<InterArmaEnimSilentLeges> CHEEZ-IT STUCK UNDER MY TONGUE
<InterArmaEnimSilentLeges> MY GOD IT HURT

<Klaus> hah adromeda is cool cause it has HERCULES
<Palidor> kevin sorbo is actually good for the role
<Palidor> haha
<Palidor> he said ass

<sinclairclubmembar2> ahgah i ate god he was made of buttar

*** ecco changes topic to PSO sux get herpes instead :DDDDD:D:D:D::DD:D:dddddddd
<Wilykat> I want something I don't already have
<Wilykat> uh what
<Wilykat> nevermind

<Palidor> what do they say about idle hands
<ScruffyFlik> They are up yo ass
<Palidor> I'm pretty sure that's not what ghaleon meant

<Genj> ecco i bought 2 15blocks memcard for the psx for $9.99... is that a good price
<ecco> Genj you don't even have a PS

<Flik> I saw this clip on the dailyshow of him dancing with Ricky Martin rofl that was funny
<Flik> He later went on to invite Ricky Martin into the oval office for some masterdebating

<Mustadio> heha i am thinking i will just skip class tomorrow
<Mustadio> ill be chillin like a billin (wtf) in the bathroom for an hour and a half lool loll ool

<Palidor> DARKREUBEN
<Palidor> how old are you
<DarkReuben> 15
<Palidor> that means
<Palidor> it would be legal for you and me to have sex
* DarkReuben flee
<Palidor> aha sinclair I am scaring your sister
<DarkReuben> what the hell you retard

<Piccolo> I HATE THE GREAT GATSBY
<Piccolo> WHY IS MY DAD WATCHING THE GREAT GATSBY

<Alpaca> some people say dygel and ichirou are similar
<Alpaca> but dygel is like
<Alpaca> FUCK MOTHERFUCK FUCK THIS FUCKING PENIS
<Alpaca> and ichirou is like
<Alpaca> I AM A HOPELESS VIRGIN
<Alpaca> so there is a difference

<unearnedunhappiness> uh grr where are the virginia map denadorites
<unearnedunhappiness> and what part of virginia is leesburg in anyway hmm i think i have been around there
<Piccolo> it is near the burg of lee lol
<unearnedunhappiness> lol shut up

<GIJIM> I'm gonna cut you up!

<Palidor> sinclair wouldn't tell me where cody was
<zincipoo> yes i wouldn't tell where i was either lololol because this is not my channel
<Palidor> where is your channel
<zincipoo> it is #dukandcodyland
<Palidor> that is probably not true!
<Palidor> that is not true!

<LejesRiot> boss, as your attorney I advise you not to sniff glue (as much)
<rc_cody> what i do not remember sniffing flgue!!

<scir> is this kid for real?
<Palidor> he's more than for real
<Palidor> he is real

<SinclairC> 16 beanz :O

<zsnes> dick clark rocks my dick
<zsnes> uh
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<fobby> <zsnes> i suck
*** fobby is now known as zsnes
<zsnes> i suck
<zsnes> my netplay
<zsnes> sucks

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<Palidor> FUCK
<Palidor> I FOUND CODY
<Palidor> FUCK BITCH SHIT DICK MOTHERFUCKER

<Piccolo> webcam tiem
<aaaaaa> muh huh huh voyeurism
<Piccolo> ahgahgh

*** kanis sets mode -oooooo \superninja\ \superninja\ \superninja\ \superninja\ \superninja\ \superninja\
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<\superninja\> lol i win
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<\superninja\> ahhaha fatality

<`\[}`23skidoo``> dude I drank way too much espresso or whatever my leg is like shaking
<`\[}`23skidoo``> the guy at the place was like don't get this if you want to sleep
<`\[}`23skidoo``> and I was like duh okay this sounds like a good idea
<`\[}`23skidoo``> and I got two of those
<`\[}`23skidoo``> i can't blink

<Flik> WTF NOOOO
<Flik> The spoon broke
<Flik> Ahgahgah fuck I spilled some tea
<Flik> jgksdfjgkdfsjgkdf jstupid tea
<Flik> Argh
<Flik> Fucking hell
<Flik> ARGHA JEUSSHDFS
<Flik> I spilled ice cream on my pants! ASHFAJFHSG
<Flik> Jesus christ what the fuck

<QuantumPhysics> Ok time for cake
<Kuja2000> haha cake
<Kuja2000> you always have wacky stuff
<Kuja2000> "time for stromboli lol"

<Strider-Hiryu> wtf dreamhaven.org is closing down?
<Genj> hurry and download Firemyst's engagement pictures before they are lost forever
<Genj> i look at them when i need a good laugh
<Genj> LOL i have the engagement pictures in my cache
<Genj> i look at them more often then i thought

<Flik> Hey wish me luck
<Flik> I will need it ahahhaha
<Rufus2000> GOOD LUCK FLARK
<Rufus2000> aer ahah
<Rufus2000> GOOD LUCK FLIK
<Rufus2000> wtf flark
<Flik> Ahaha rofl
<Flik> FLARK?! RORL
<Flik> Uh

<rad_racer> calling in sick to work, MEESHUN COMPRETE

<Gage> <Hawkeye> I want to sleep in a coffin...
<Gage> 2goth4u

* AManFromKentuckyOnceToldMe Palidor can fold many sheetz very quickly for blanket incorporated for lots of money to buy chickens for SinclairC to cook
* AManFromKentuckyOnceToldMe that after a certain time people sometimes have their brains jettisoned out of their heads and that can lead to nonsensical conversation
<AManFromKentuckyOnceToldMe> I like gum

*** Quits: Perrin (Quit: Bitter blood. Blood so bitter. Drink the blood and crack the bone. Crack the bone and suck the marrow. Bitter marrow, sweet the screams. Signing screams. Sing the screams. Tiny soals. Acrid souls. Gobble them down. So sweet the pain.)
<Wilykat> uh
<Wilykat> ultimate goth explosion :F

<mustadioaway> if we are late to class
<mustadioaway> my teacher makes us say a "bad word" like masturbation or something
<mustadioaway> we have to like yell it outside :|

<magnetismic> what is the easiest way to send someone a cd, my friend is at college and i don't feel like going to the postoffice
<SuperTublet> the mail
<magnetismic> oh i had planned on carrier pigeon

<Genj> GAP's sweaters are like wannabe expensive sweaters
<Genj> I have a $80 sweater, now that's expensive lol

<Gage> I think I'd need to take three or four showers after going to an anime convention, I'd feel so dirty.
<doc> i'd go there with a group to threaten and bully people
<Gage> I'd go to E3 or something but never an anime convention.
<doc> i'd probably rob somebody at an anime convention

* kanis is away: (sleep me to hah)

<Missingo> YOU AND THIS CHANNEL DRIVE ME NUTS!
<Kellindil`Baenre> why?
<Missingo> I DONT HAVE OPS
<Kellindil`Baenre> lots of people don't have ops
<Missingo> WHICH IS WHY I AM NUTS
<Shaeryn> um.. plz drop the caps :PP
* Kellindil`Baenre doesn't like caps
<Missingo> MY RAGE IS IN CAPS

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<talkingpancakes> SYRRUP

<ecco> ~All rectifies. Stop and listen. The dry and hard blow of Guile is the new invention. GO GO TO THE HOUSE TO THE HOUSE! Be a man of family! GO GO TO THE HOUSE TO THE HOUSE! Be a man of family! I sonic pole of can you two days of Sunday. instantaneous Blow-of-foot, street battle. I am the type of filling. GO GO TO THE HOUSE TO THE HOUSE! Be a man!~ of family

<Palidor> trent reznor is a sellout he should do a concert with hitler who is also a sellout
<NeoKefka> Hitler sold out?
<Palidor> he killed the jews for money and fame
<NeoKefka> noooOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOOoooo

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<BUFFON> SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<BUFFON> I´M ARGENTINIAN
<BUFFON> AVALANCHE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

<ecco> I always wondered why the called it a wake when the person is dead
<ecco> I always get this funny image in my mind of a bunch of people shaking a corpse saying "WWAAAAKEE UPPPPPPP"

<Desantnik> Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his fritatas Lou and his f
<Trilless> I thought we had a no lames and flooding policy for idiots like you
<NES> Trilless it's void if you're a regular unless you're a regular and cody

*** animatedskewerman was kicked by Piccolo (oops cleaning the gays out)
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<animatedskewerman> what the superpowerful kick that disconnected me
<SinclairC> it was shinkuu hadokick
* animatedskewerman hump piccolo
*** Quits: Piccolo (Read error: Connection timed out)
<animatedskewerman> that is the shinkuu hadohump

<tennin> i wasn't even alive in the eighties
<animatedragnarosen> what the tennin would be like at oldest 10 years old
<tennin> no
<tennin> i'm 18
<tennin> because of time compression
<animatedragnarosen> shut up

<Alpaca> yo momma is so otaku I was like "hello" and she was like "konichiwa!!!!!! ^^;; ^_^ =^o^= kwai

<Lusipurr> Does everyone talk in gibberish here?
<Alpaca> Lusipurr: I am quite learned, having garnered top honors from a very prestigious university in this area. I hold a master's degree in communications and engineering. I know eight different languages, one of which is gibberish. If you are insinuating that I am not very intelligent, I will say this to you:
<Alpaca> EHEHEHEHE E SUQ IT

<NES> Some foreigner is sending me messages
<NES> <silalahi> woiiii juga

<Genjafk> i was at the kitchen and i saw a roach, so i slapped it into the sink and poured detergent on it and it died hahahah

<animatedragnarosen> "wtf why do i like like this gia is retarded where is sinclair i will kill him"
<SinclairC> why do i like like this TYPO
<SinclairC> why do i like like this TYPO
<SinclairC> why do i like like this TYPO
<SinclairC> why do i like like this TYPO
<SinclairC> TYPO ALERT WHOOP WHOOP
<animatedragnarosen> GRR JUMP UP MY BUTT
<animatedragnarosen> GRR JUMP UP MY BUTT
<animatedragnarosen> GRR JUMP UP MY BUTT

*** dygelisanal is now known as unemployedtwin
<unemployed> |:O
*** unemployed is now known as unemployedtwin^2
*** unemployedtwin is now known as unemployed
<unemployed> yay
<unemployedtwin^2> whoops a tactical error on my part D;
<unemployedtwin^2> oh well nobody can take away my true self
*** unemployedtwin^2 is now known as inbred

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<Danskjavel> How de do!

<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you #square whores!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!!

<ecco> dygel.exe converts fat32 drives to obese64 drives rofl

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<HOT_LEBANON_SAX> hey bitch! CURE!
<Cosmic_Bard> ....interesting first message to see.
<HOT_LEBANON_SAX> ahah whoops well ok hello bitch
<HOT_LEBANON_SAX> CURE!

<Parappa> Kick Punch It's all in the mind!
<Parappa> If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
<Parappa> The things I'll teach ya, are sure to beat ya
<Parappa> Never the less you'll get a lesson from teacher now...
<Parappa> Uh Oh! Nickserv enforcement!
*** Parappa is now known as Guest78365

<mini-rl> how can i register mi name
<denadorite> do /msg animatedgrimp register <yourpassword>
<rad_racer> it also helps if you use your bank pin as your password
<animatedgrimp> wtf
<animatedgrimp> [1:39] <mini-rl> register <yourpassword>
<rad_racer> rolf

<inbred> what's red and orange and looks good on dygel?
<inbred> fire
<inbred> lolol okay

<tennin> i rented Tale of Two Cities but i realized there wasn't any room for it on my memory card =(

<SinclairC> jesse helms is old
<harpomarx> not old like strom thurmond :P
<harpomarx> strom thurmond is older than the stars or the moon
<harpomarx> i bet he was the big bang
<harpomarx> he ran for president in 1954
<harpomarx> 1954! wth
<Piccolo> strom "stom" thurmond has like a Game Genie on his head for Infinite Congress Terms and Infinite Lives

*** Dygel changes topic to fuck ass shit dick bitch motherfucker

<IJ> Palidor being a fucking fuckhead.

<denadorite> onotice is just Typhus making comments that don't belong in onotice like "wow, what a moron"
<Alpaca> Or Dygel just using vulgar words to be cool
<Alpaca> -Dygel:@#square cock ass blowjob I am Dygel dick cock
<rainbow_shell> alpaca ahahaa
<denadorite> ahahahaha Alpaca ahahah
<Alpaca> uh oh that's gonna' be quoted
<Alpaca> I hope Dygel don't see ^_^
*** Quits: Dygel-Sleeping (Ping timeout)
<denadorite> rofla ahah
<Alpaca> AHAHA
<Alpaca> WTF
<rainbow_shell> WHOOAAA

<idrawhentai> here is my description of coran by the way
<idrawhentai> coran is sitting in a chair. HE IS A MOTHER FUUUUCKKKERRR

<XSephirothX> YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! LOOK AT THISS!!!!!!
<XSephirothX> SNES MUSIC!!!!
<XSephirothX> ROFL
<XSephirothX> fy fan vad härligt!
<XSephirothX> errrmmnn....

<Poncho> ENYONE EVER BEEN 2 SQUARE CHAT ON SQUARE.NET
<Poncho> IM GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO OUWNS IT
<Poncho> I GOT BANNED OFF THE SERVER

<Wilykat> Mmm.... jumbo Froot Loops.
<SinclairC> Mmm delicious wilyburgers
<Wilykat> Mmm the thought of bashing SinclairC's teeth in, one by one, with a skrewdriver.
<zzzzzz> :E *wham* :F *wham* :L

<Flik> What the hell should I apply for in University?
<Flik> Hrmm
<Flik> What is something that I feel passionate about?
<Palidor> palidor
<Palidor> ^_^

<tennin> i hope when i die i get good game over music

<Alpaca> zoah is a good idea in bizzaro world because he talks in capital letters and makes me want to shove those prongs you use to eat corn on the cob into my eyes

<Palidor> the manager at my store is a nazi
<Palidor> like monday I was happy because "oh she is not here"
<Palidor> and then she came in and she is like "alex you are cleaning the bathrooms"

<SinclairC> where is my mouton
<Kiyre> YES
<Kiyre> "S'il vous plait...
<Kiyre> dessine-moi un mouton!"
<Kiyre> -
<Kiyre>                               \/_
<Kiyre>                              /   O\
<Kiyre>            -----------------/     -  
<Kiyre>          /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    _ -    
<Kiyre>         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _-       
<Kiyre>          \@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@  /
<Kiyre>           \@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@_-
<Kiyre>            |\|           |\|
<Kiyre>            | |           | |
<Kiyre>            D D           D D
<Kiyre> -
<Kiyre> "Non, ce n'est pas un mouton, c'est un tortue marine. Dessine-moi un mouton!"
<SinclairC> YES
<SinclairC> THERE IT IS
<SinclairC> THE MOUTON
<Kiyre> your mouton is served.
<Kiyre> THERE IS YOUR MOUTON
<Kiyre> you are happy?
<SinclairC> yes
<Piccolo> what in the name of damn hell is what the hell aghgj

*** SinclairC was kicked by Alpaca (HITLER SEZ: DIE JEW)
<Ryteria> i that was "j00 die"

<Reno> FUBU was originally japanese but a bunch of gangstas stole it and ebonified it
<Hitler_Was_A_Republican> kanis: Seriously?
<pepsiman> Dan you're a fucking idiot

<Desantni> hollow man should've been called, hollow plot. hlabalhalha;la,h;lab, i have no friends

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<Guile> OH NO I CAN'T BREATHE

<lejes> microwaving CD's is fun
<lejes> it looks cool and smells neat :}
<lejes> I should invent a thing which covers them in gasoline and launches them and as they leave the launcher they are set on fire

<animatedgrimp> ahaha some guy was drawing a panty shot at a whiteboard and then he cleared it and left when i came on
<animatedgrimp> ahahahahahaha

<Piccolo> ok I guess I will watch the tail end of gundam and then record tenchi
<Piccolo> I leave you with this
*** Piccolo was kicked by Norris (LOL!)
*** Signoff: Piccolo!gcraft@216-164-135-245.s626.tnt4.lnhva.md.dialup.rcn.com

<Piccolo> that was stupud
<Piccolo> I come back in the room but mom is like "on the computer now lolol"
<Piccolo> and she is reading one of those usless email surveys
<Piccolo> and then the dog throws up

<Barry> ok
<Barry> time for me to find an awesome idea for a tattoo
<Barry> upper back, between my shoulder blades
<Jill> get a butterfly
<Huan> get a rainbow
<Jill> so when you flap your arms, it'll move
<Barry> you guys are flaming queers

<sagafrontier> phiew, that other side of the split sucked
<sagafrontier> dygel was there >:T

* Pahn is playing: Fat Boys - yo welcome wilykat as our new member.mp3 - 6.72MB
<Pahn> and it goes something like this !
<Pahn> yo sup boys this is the the WILY RAP yo! my name is wily KAT and I am real FAT, I EAT lots of MEAT cuz it can't be BEAT, my boobs are huge and so is my SEAT, I'm so round I can't see my FEET! huhuh bring it doowwwnnnn
<Pahn> human beat box!
<Pahn> HUHH HUHHHUHUHUH
<Pahn> HUHUHUHUH *PLBLBLT*
*** Pahn was kicked by Wilykat (FOUL DEMON DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU)

<Palidor> WITH THE POWER OF IBM WE SHALL MURDER THE JEM'HADAR

<ecco> My penis is just like Kix. Kid tested, mother approved. >:(

*** Ragnarok sets mode: +m
<Ragnarok> Can we please stop being morons? Thanks.
*** Ragnarok sets mode: -m
<doc> ragnarok it's good that you did that because otherwise things would have gone to hell, you're the protector and savior of this channel, which is nice, i appreciate it
<doc> in fact we all appreciate it
<doc> you protect is against "lameness"
*** doc was kicked by Ragnarok (go to hell)
<murmur> i appreciate you kicking doc
<murmur> he was being rebellious, and you saved us from his negative influence
<murmur> i feel that i must thank you
<murmur> infact, we should thank you

<rc_proam> that ^_^ makes it all the more sillier
<rc_proam> uh oh i am in the zone
<rc_proam> TIGER UPPERCUT
<rc_proam> TIGER UPPERCUT
<rc_proam> TIGER UPPERCUT

* Wilykat huggledoken SinclairC, and finish him with a snuggleryuken!
<Wilykat> I'm gay :O~

<rockandrollmcdonalds> okay i am bed
<Guile> bye you robosexual robot humping robohumper

<Mithril> Cody and Mithril aren't getting married
<Palidor> oh, so you want to keep it a secret?
<Mithril> No, it's never happening
<Palidor> oh, secret, I see

<Saint-S> ill try to look surprized
<Coran> "surprised"
<Saint-S> ahhh, still correcting peoples spelling? so thats why your such a hit at the parites
<Coran> people's, that's, you're, parties

<rockandrollmcdonalds> uh
<rockandrollmcdonalds> why do i find roseanne attractive?
<Guile> because you're a dumbass
<Guile> NEXT

<kayin> yes, cyberthor's breasts do bounce
<kayin> hehaho
*** Parts: kayin (rengets@rengets.mnsinc.com)

<MrMog> 1.2.3.go
<NBebout> We wish you a merry christmas.
<NBebout> We wish you a merry christma
<MrMog> We wish you a merry christmas
<NBebout> We wish you a merry Christmas.
<MrMog> We wish you a merry christmas
<MrMog> And a happy new year
<MrMog> We wish you a merry christmas

<doc> I like to eat beans.
*** doc was kicked by _Cyan_ (gay)
*** _Cyan_ sets mode: +b *!*hunia@*.iglou.com

<Tzakiel> chocobo is koke a bo
<Typhus> I always say "Chockaboo" on reflex.. when I wanna be proper, I say "Koke-a-bo"
<rugal> then when i try to say chocobo i go "choo...reppa dan!" and switch to playing fatal fury >:[

<C-trigger> everyone has that one person who just brings out the best in them and they now that no matter what they will always be in love
<C-trigger> didn't you play ff8?

<Onyx0324> Ahh SHUT UP!!!!!
*** Parts: Onyx0324 (JoDc@1Cust13.tnt8.minneapolis.mn.da.uu.net)
<Vandole> Hah
<Palidor> uh
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<JenovaDEATH> Hey sup

*** Typhus was kicked by Wilykat (Public Text Flood: 1 line in 30 minutes)

<_JacktheRipper> any alive

<weiner> lol my nick is weiner

<Xiao> @pissycat Xiao Grimp@cx257899-b.kenner1.la.home.com [idle 28m]
<Xiao> <Palidor> what's new pissycat
<Xiao> <Palidor> whoaowoaoaohaoa

<ift> too much irc will make your eyes rot, make you lethargic, get rid of all your real friends, and render you socially incompetent
<Curunir> aren't most IRC people like that already?
<Ryteria> "...and blew the little boys fucking head in" hahahaha

<lejes> remember kids, always bring the grill inside or you will amount to nothing in life!
<lejes> and will wind up working in a video store
<lejes> and in the ultimate twist of irony professors whose courses you failed will come in and see you working in a video store
<lejes> * based on a true story

<Leigh> people in canada love to eat bananas
<Leigh> it's true

Alpacaquote #2:
<Alpaca> kanis stop
<kanis> Alpaca silence you nazi
<kanis> i don't have to listen to you, you anti-semite
<Alpaca> die jews
<Alpaca> die christians

<Palioo> I was cutting an english muffin in half and CHOP
<Palioo> I cut my thumb off
<Palioo> okay well
<Palioo> I didn't cut it off
<Palioo> but it was like "bleed, bleed"
<Palioo> I hope someone got blood in there food
<Palioo> I mean I hope no one

<Piccolo> "tennis anyone?" was posted everywhere in my dentist's office
<Piccolo> like I am getting a shot of novicane and drooling everywhere and there on the wall in front of me is TENNIS ANYONE

<Torke> it sucks, last staff meeting it was "whoever has the lowest character in diablo 2 has to do the minutes"

<Saint-S> virtual boy killed my father
*** Saint-S was kicked by Guile (THAT IS NOT FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF DEATH WOULD BE LIKE SAYING I KILLED YOUR MOM BY IMPALING HER ON MY WEINER WHICH I DID LOL)

*** Quits: sacir (Quit: i bet up an old lady once. asked her for a quarter to play stret fightr and she was talking about how games make peple violent so i bet her up an d inside her was a big roll of quarts it was my lucky day!!! i g uess)

<Vandole> the hitler dance is your chance to holocaust

<micket> i should at least have ops now since i'm better than you VIRGINS
<starla> micket I am not a virgin I had sex with my hand
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o starla
<starla> hey look I just got ops LOL

<Milon|Away> ooh a show about robots :d

<Palidor> everyone on star trek is like required to do some play or something
<Palidor> except the doctor
<Palidor> in interviews he is like "DUDE I want to have sex with jeri ryan !~!! I LIKE POPCORN"

<_Rei_> hah
<_Rei_> TONKA
<_Rei_> MEANS
<_Rei_> TRICKS
<_Rei_> TRUCKS
<_Rei_> FUCK

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*** Joins: gay (~nofx@pm9-13.ior.com)
*** kanis sets mode: +ooo Foobar really really
<Foobar> nice try, kanis
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<Foobar> your timing is a bit off ;)
<kanis> fuck!1
*** Foobar is now known as kanis_
*** kanis sets mode: +ooooo kanis_ is really really gay
<kanis> ACK!

*** Quits: Leknaat (Quit: <Typhus> yeah man judith fucking rules I MEAN JUDITH SUCKS ORESTES FUCKING RULES IT IS THE FUCKING BEST FUCKING SONG EVER IT'S FUCKING FUCKOMATIC YEAH VAGRANT STORY IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER YEAH AND IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT WELL FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU FUCKING WHITE TRASH PIECE OF F)

*** Now talking in #pj
*** Topic is 'We Are Still The BEST ~! The best Tht Ever Was, The Best Tht Ever Is, And The Best Tht EVER WILL BE ~!!'

<Coran> I almost went into #VietnamVets and said "Hey I am charlie come 2 kill u lol" but I thought that would be bad

<Leigh> i eat dead bodies all the time
<Leigh> they're animal dead bodies though
<Leigh> not people dead bodies
<Kiyre> How do you seperate people and animals?
<Trilless> with a seperator ;>

<Pahn> The MS speakers are really good
<Pahn> EXCEPT
<Pahn> THEY HAVE A DUMB FUCKING POWER REGULATING FEATURE
<Pahn> they turn themselves off
<Pahn> when there is no sound coming out
<Pahn> and sometimes
<Pahn> they don't turn back on!
<Pahn> and I'm watching DVD movies and suddenly there is a bit of silence
<Pahn> "put" from my speakers meaning they turned off
<Pahn> and suddenly I see someone talking
<Pahn> AND THERE IS NO SOUND
<Pahn> AND I AM LIKE "FUCK YOU TO FAG LAND"

<Palidor> holy shit whoops
<Palidor> put tin foil in the microwave ^_^
<Palidor> I am like "hmm I will heat up this sandwich"
<Palidor> and I just throw it in there then I hear all these explosion noises and it's on fire

<ecco> yo sup boys this is the the WILY RAP yo! my name is wily KAT and I am real FAT, I EAT lots of MEAT cuz it can't be BEAT, my boobs are huge and so is my SEAT, I'm so round I can't see my FEET! huhuh bring it doowwwnnnn
<Wilykat> :>
<Wilykat> WHAT THE HELL

* scir bought 100 ice pops today
<scir> i have already eaten 37
<scir> only about 40 to go

<Palidor> :( billy died :(
<Darilyn> who?
<Palidor> character on ally mcbeal
<Darilyn> :P
<Palidor> I mean manly mcman

<rc_proam> mithril gives good handjobs, i know from experience :>
<Mithril> okay
<Mithril> You're on ignore, you annoying little homosexual uncle fucker
<rc_proam> you're not my uncle :<

Alpacaquote #1:
<Trilless> >:O
<Alpaca> Trilless is a long ho cra
<Alpaca> car
<Alpaca> woohoo who wants to ride in the ho car i know i do!
<Trilless> Alpaca shut up
<Alpaca> trilless what has one leg and bleeds a lot?
<Trilless> YOu once I'm through beating the shit out of you
<Alpaca> no you after i cut you in half with a rusty knife rolf
<Alpaca> if there was a trilless parade there would be two floats one for each half of her body
<Trilless> Alpaca go get laid and come back ok?
<Trilless> YOu are just being a prick right now
<Alpaca> trilless i am sorry
<Trilless> fine
<Alpaca> can we have make-up sex?
<Trilless> no

<SePhIr0tH__> ohhhhhh does it tast good SuPreem))?
<SePhIr0tH__> Oh shit wrong window!!!

<Piccolo> hey the matrix won all the awards it was nominated for
<_Rei_> so did your mom
<Piccolo> the hell?

*** Trilless changes topic to <Shu> Oh man, I want a Carl's Jr. <Shu> They are the best, all drippy with sauce <--- GAY

*** Topic for #square: Wilykat new temp founder. Really. // VincentValintine perminant idiot :D ||
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<VincentValintine> Be nicer if you spelled permanent correctly :P
<Wilykat> You should talk :)
<VincentValintine> Bah :P

<GUILE> ~Allright. Stop and listen. The Guile rap is the brand new invention. GO HOME GO HOME! Be a family man! GO HOME GO HOME! Be a family man! I can Sonic Boom you two days from sunday. Flash kick, street fight. I'm the charging type. GO HOME GO HOME! Be a family man!~

<PyroSpud> "do not open - hazardous voltage inside"
<PyroSpud> hehe
<PyroSpud> "do not expose to open flame"
<PyroSpud> hehe

<rc_proam> my brother defaced this nonsmoking book with cartoon dogs in it by drawing the cartoon dogs smoking like out of every oriface with zillions of cigarettes

<Wilykat> OMG WHAT THE HELL
<Wilykat> MY CAT JUST VOMITED ON MY TV

<Doombringer> i don't like arguing, i suck a tit
<Doombringer> doh!

<NUL> [Torke PING reply]: 58 seconds
<NUL> IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE LAGGED
<Grimp> get used to having 60+ seconds to Torke
* Torke is just a pingin' guy. ;P
<Grimp> heh
<drk_Setzer> heh
* Torke is also very tired and relized that sounded really dumb. :P

<Wilykat> Do you know who I am!
<kanis> Tyson "I draw yaoi" Fitch
<Wilykat> hey rude jerk !

*** Vandoled sets mode -ooo Grimp Palidor Vandoled
<Vandoled> tak over!!
<Vandoled> damn it

*** Now talking in #eblana
<finalfantasydog> KANIS
<finalfantasydog> ZEBRA COMING TO YOU

<_Cyan_> I hope that stupid bitch drops off my paycheck tonight like she said she would
<oneko> cyan the gigalo

<Grimp> ll
<Grimp> lpl
<Grimp> ;p;
<Grimp> :PF
<Grimp> FUcKC
<Grimp> :P
<_Cyan_> ROFLROL!
<_Cyan_> dsfhfh'
<Grimp> LOL

<RobenHod> is the Ram usefull to be the Home-page run fast ?

<Piccolo> this movie is like Gettysburg only the music is not as good and it is not the civil war
<Piccolo> also there is germans lol! germany

<Huan> shocktarts are great
<Huan> till they get stuck in your nasal passage
<Huan> and it burns to breathe
<SinclairC> you're supposed to eat them :P
<Huan> I was, and then I laughed, and its like how soda can come out of your nose, except its like a shocktart getting stuck in your nasal passage
<Foobar> huan, weird things happen to you :p

<Grimp> haha
<Grimp> The Internet is best for...
<Grimp>   Games
<Grimp>   Porn
<Grimp>   More Porn
<Grimp>   Porn MPEGS
<Grimp>   Live Porn
<Huan> same here

<Torke> holy
<Torke> the neighbour just knocked on my door
<Torke> asking for a corkscrew
<Torke> he was hot ;)
<Torke> er
<Torke> she :P!

<Palidor> I have determined that football is not as fun to watch as Blitz is to play

*** AntiChrist was kicked by JesusChrist (THE BATTLE BEGINS)

<Valinoru> I have reached an enlightened state of mind
<Valinoru> I have realized I don't need a girlfriend - why? Because I have games.

<Milon> I I can't believe I was fooled like that. my brother and his friend told me there was pie downstairs and as I go down they had like a giant rubber slingshot set up and they nailed me with it >:(

<_Cyan_> The official name of our star? :P
<Grimp> whogivesafuqqq
<_Cyan_> Man
<_Cyan_> If Grimp was in charge of naming planetary bodies
<Torke> "suxit" "biatch" "fag"
<_Cyan_> "Let's call this planet 'sucks ass'"
<_Cyan_> 'bitchin cold' for Pluto
<_Cyan_> "lame" for Venus
<_Cyan_> "bigass" for Jupiter :P
<_Cyan_> "wtf" for Io ;P
<G_Reaper> "uranus hehehehe" for uranus

<Darilyn> cyan has his tongue out a lot (don't read into that. please.
<_Cyan_> Uh
<_Cyan_> Darilyn :P
<_Cyan_> ER

<einexile> dude
<einexile> before you sit on a toilet...
<einexile> well first of all..
<einexile> jesus christ, never mind

<thermofish> and I just got done having sex with Sting which took me 3 hours
<thermofish> one time we had sex for a month and when we were done I found out that everyone thought I died and they had a funeral for me
<thermofish> :<
<thermofish> and then I said "no, I was just having sex with Sting"
<thermofish> and then my family still wouldn't talk to me
<thermofish> :<

<_Rei_> I had a sub teacher that looked like mishkin
<_Rei_> he did the obstacle course track and field event (gay school)
<Piccolo> wait you went to gay school

* CLaNRuler wonders how the corn culture in middle american and potato cilthe the andes contribute to the origins of civilation in the americas

<Trilless[away]> Why is Paul still away
<vlongo-san> maybe he is masturbating
<vlongo-san> hey
<vlongo-san> that reminds me of something brb

<CLaNRuler> is walking considered to be one of the five senses?

<_Cyan_> "wtf is a pot leaf doing in my apartment"
<_Cyan_> I think I need some coke :P
<_Cyan_> er the drink

<Renzokuken> Do you know what rainbows do to your ASS

<CLaNRuler> its just that i have no real friends and i guess my attitude was like that
<CLaNRuler> but now that i have been op'ed i feel there is at least some hope in my life

<sephiroth___1> Although i hate nazi's and their kin, I agree with burning down churchs. God damn christians

<Grimp> what time did you sneak out?
<Torke> 2:00
<Grimp> WTF is there to do at 2 =P
<Torke> jill
<Torke> er
<Torke> oops :P
<Torke> i meant
<Torke> she came too

<_Cyan_> Torke!
<_Cyan_> GET THAT MP3
<_Cyan_> NOW
<_Cyan_> else I will kick your ass :P
<Torke> jeez, i am :P
<Torke> cyan, man fuck
<Torke> uh
<_Cyan_> no thanks
<_Cyan_> :P
<Torke> that sounded so bad

<Grimp> dude
<Grimp> my mom is weird
<Grimp> she bought me microwavable veggie pizza
<Grimp> what the hell is sthat about
<Grimp> :P
<_Cyan_> nice hint ;)
<Grimp> yeah right :P
<Grimp> I'll buy her a trash can
<Grimp> :P
<_Cyan_> rofl

<Torke> hey you know, being off irc when your birthday hits, rocked.
<Torke> i never got the treatment cyan got ;)
<Hawkeye@Erim>i never got any treatment
<Tom-Servo> you never got sex0red? =p
<Torke> hehe
<Torke> oh yeah
<Torke> i got dick :P
<Torke> er
<Torke> NO
<Hawkeye@Erim> LOL
<Torke> I DIDN'T
<Torke> I got NOTHING :P

<Torke> i can't remember what i came on the net for :P!
<Leviatan> to get some pr0n
<Torke> oh yeah
<Torke> er
<Torke> no :
<Torke> :P
<Torke> avis ;P
<Torke> uh
<Torke> clean avis :P

<Grimp> would you rather someone complain to you or have your brains ejected onto a nearby wall

<Pteryx> Cassie just chased Lily down the hall... ah, now Lily's zooming up and down the hall by herself.
<Torke> you have weird sisters
<Pteryx> Torke: They're cats. :p

<Blitz_Spectre> whew.. now that im ahead with the rest of the gaming community! and opening my ff7 box!///
<Funguar> you're about 2 years behind

<Palidor> Citan always had to put sheath his sword after every attack
<Flik> It looks cool
<Flik> And it's a fighting style
<Flik> It's one of the hardest styles to master
<Palidor> probably because it's dumb

<Wilykat> get an FAQ
<tdb007> what is a faq
<Wilykat> nevermind
<tdb007> i'm not a fag so you better shut up
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<RedVapor> hearing my dad say "Wow, Tifa's hot." is scarring
<RedVapor> You wanna know what I replied with? "No duh, dad. Funny thing is, I have a better chance witgh someone like that then you do." I was grounded for 2 weeks
<ecco> Yes, you have a better chance with VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS
<ecco> ahaha dork boy

<Slurpo> Coran: I'm braggin because I get to play the full FFVIIIe before most of you. Therefore, I'm better than you

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<Tiffa^_^> hi
<rainbow_cody> hi ugly

* ROFL YOU FOOLS
*** ROFL is now known as LOL
* LOL @ GHOSTINGS
* LOL @ GHOSTINGS
* LOL @ GHOSTINGS
* LOL @ GHOSTINGS
* LOL @ GHOSTINGS
*** Quits: LOL (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by fragile)))

At least he spelled "up" correctly:
<Osirus> Kenau reves singed up

<Altimicia> why canit ut?
<Altimiciaa> wtf
<Altimiciaa> your a on
*** Altimicia is now known as Guest15814
<Guest15814a> er'
<Guest15814a> wtf

<Foobar> #
<Foobar> #####
<Foobar> #######
<Foobar> ## ### ##
<Foobar> # / \ #
<Foobar> /- .\ text volcano say "ascii art rot brain and turn you into ecco"
<Foobar> / . _ \
<Foobar> / _ - \
<Foobar> / . ^ - \
<Foobar> /___________\
<ominousman> yours didn't work so well foobar
*** Foobar was kicked by Takuhi (Public Text Flood: 10 msgs in 10 secs)

<Palidor> ROFL
<Palidor> MAGUS
<Palidor> the bathroom is not where the fun takes place ;)))))))))

<Palidor> when Pong said
<Palidor> [05:05] <Pong64> Haha, now we can say "Palidor is sure taking a long time in the bathroom hahaha"
<Palidor> I thought she meant something else ;D
<Pong64> What the hell did you think I meant? =P
<Palidor> UHUHUHUHUHUH
*** Parts: Palidor (muzzle@ts2-p13.interlaced.net)

<Ururun> I am like "hm what can I take a picture of"
<Ururun> and I look down and there are my legs

<Trilless> if a guy wants sex and she doesn't he can masturbate
<Palidor> :D

<Genj> afk, I need to study
<vandoleo> study what? hehehehe
*** Genj is now known as Genjaway
<Genjaway> Study US history, you sexy dumbass

<Palidor> go to my megaman page
<Palidor> Spark Mandrill
<Palidor> uh
<Palidor> what the fuck

<Sabotender> I have a pono server let me give you the pass!!!
<Sabotender> it is
<Sabotender> pono
<Sabotender> !
<Sabotender> amazing

<Napoleon> I shall conquer all the land!
*** Third_Republic is now known as Waterloo
<Napoleon> Damn, foiled again >:(

<Flik> Ok, I have my list of games I want to review for the page
<Flik> Here we go
<Flik> 1) Bob Dole Dances Wild
<Flik> That is all
<Trilless> you dumb fuck

<Sabotender> a million sips teha if you know what I mean ;))))
<Sabotender> uh
<Sabotender> rofl

<Aerith> -MemoServ- Memo 4 from Grimp. To delete, use command: DEL 4
<Aerith> -MemoServ- *grimp and cyan get it on *demonic laugh**
* Aerith falls out the window
<_Cyan_> what? :P

<Guest3574> how do u change what time zone ur in?

*** Typhus sets mode +m
*** Cybsled is now known as Misntrequired
*** Misntrequired is now known as soturnitoff
*** rainbow_cody is now known as retardednickchangetalk
*** soturnitoff is now known as OhBiteMe
*** OhBiteMe is now known as TurnOffFukinM
*** TurnOffFukinM is now known as BeReadyNow
*** Typhus sets mode -m
<HuanV> Cybsled: hey, where'd you @ go? ;P
*** BeReadyNow is now known as Cybsled
<Cybsled> Shaddup huan

<rugal> l is for the pencils i lend to you before a scantron test, o is for the omnipotence i feel over you as i manipulate your mind secretly,
v is for the very stupid things that you say, e is for the nintendo entertainment system. or something

<Vandole> I was a burn victim.
<_Cyan_> heheh

<Stragus> I remember me and Cyan did it over the phone one time

* Doc side shuffles and snaps
* Rudy side-shuffles and snaps
* Doc side shuffles and snaps
* Rudy side-shuffles and snaps
* Doc side shuffles and snaps
* Rudy side-shuffles and snaps
* Doc side shuffles and snaps
<_Cyan_> wtf

<Warlord_Havik> Yha! I no longer a '+' by name!

*** Cybsled changes topic to ""His name is Bill Gatos, he has silicon joints, if you beat him up you get Windows95.....""

*** BillGates is now known as Ryoga_
<Pteryx> THE GATES!
* Pteryx casts Burst lv. 10 on BillGates.
*** Quits: Pteryx (Network is unreachable)
<Grimp> I guess BillGates had Wall on :P

#square @Grimp Torke @TearDragon Dark-Disk @Rastan @DragonBot
#square End of /NAMES list.
* Grimp wonders is DD is leaving IRC or he's just going to be away.
<Grimp> Cause I want to play a game called "Randomly kick a nonop" if he leaves. =)
<Torke> lol
<Torke> hey! :P
<Torke> :P :P :P

<Torke> dammit, someone find a swastika and send me it ;P
<_Cyan_> rofl
<d_e> NEIN MEIN FURHER
<Torke> nevermind
<Torke> i found a cool picture of hitler
<SinclairC> rotfl

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<TerraFlare> ORLANDU KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TerraFlare> I am only 11

* TGP is away: (shower) [Pager on]
<Grimp> TGP don't break anything

<Cyan> the bold things look like smiliey faces
<Cyan> I'm gonna get a screenshot of this
*** Quits: Cyan (Client exited)
<Grimp> nice job

<Barubary> dark: ff4 is harder for 2 reasons - 1. it's just harder 2. I can't read a damn thing

<Mech> Jpw dp upi register a nick?
<Grimp> I'm guess that "Jpw dp upi" is "How do you"

<MagitekChoc> oh man
<MagitekChoc> I forgot they made blue m&ms
<MagitekChoc> i opened up the pack and had no idea what the hell it was

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<Ultros> almonds
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*** TunnelArmr is now known as _the_pimp_
*** _the_pimp_ is now known as MP3Baron
*** MP3Baron is now known as mp3bitch
*** mp3bitch is now known as mp3whore
*** mp3whore is now known as _100_percent_XXX_
*** _100_percent_XXX_ is now known as greatxxxporno
*** greatxxxporno is now known as asshole
*** asshole is now known as Salman
*** Quits: Salman (Killed (services.dal.net (User or NickName is banned)))
*** ^Dark_Angel` is now known as dusty
*** dusty is now known as dustman
*** dustman is now known as dirtdobber
*** dirtdobber is now known as dickface
<Piccolo> What the hell?

<Piccolo> OR GEEEEEZ
<Piccolo> OH GEEEEZ even :P

*** TunnelArmr is now known as msgmefortrade-xxx_dogcatsister
<Piccolo> WTF?
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<SinclairC> rofl
<Rpgfan> <msgmefortrade-xxx_dogcatsister> Got any?
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<msgmefortrade-xxx_dogcatsister> Hi Pookee!!!!
<Pookee> hi TA

*** Piccolo has changes topic to **Round 234 Next** Concrats on getting that Pentium, Picc!
<Piccolo> Heh, I spelled Congrats wrond
<Piccolo> worng :
<Piccolo> :P
<Piccolo> :::PPPP

*** Quits: D_e (so i clapped my hands... heh WINGNUT. ok)

<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo
<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2
<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2
<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even
<TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?
<ThePython> i mean wmros
<ThePython> i mean mrwos
<ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!

<d_e> MarcusYu: why are you learning Japanese?
<MarcusYu> Seriously, to watch anime and play video games
<d_e> I bet it's a retarded reason, like for RPGs and anime
<d_e> oh my god
<d_e> are you serious?