The Ballad of Ryan Grant

Friday, August 29, 2003 » update

For now I am crediting William with this, as it was in his profile:

(To the tune of Garth Brooks' "Rodeo")

His eyes are cold and restless
His wounds have almost healed
And she'd give half of Texas
Just to change the way he feels
She knows his love's in Azeroth
She knows he's gonna go
Well it ain't no woman flesh or cloth
It's that damned old Warcraft 3

Well it's trolls and blood
Hippogriffs and mud
It's the Roar of a claw druid
It's the plans in his mind
The gold in the mine
He'll take the next go 'round
It's boots of speed
It's night-elf trees
It's creeps and a Hero
It's the undead campaign
And the joy and the pain
And they call the thing Warcraft 3