STOP DRIVING MINI COOPERS

With the new Beetle it was all nostalgia fans or something, but to me, Mini drivers (AHAHAHA MINNIE DRIVER RORL) just seem like ASGHHSAHA I AM A EUROSNOB P.S. ITALIAN JOB RULZ

Also get off the cellphone and drive.

Comments (1)

September 13, 2003, 1:07 AM

ToonHippie »

I disagree. While many Mini Cooper driver are Euro-trash, the Mini itself sends out the messages, "I can park my car IN YOUR CAR!", "I'm using reverse psychology to make you think my genitals are huge.", and, "I could comfortably live in Japan."