Entertaining professor quotes

Thursday, October 2, 2003 » school update

Chinese, discussing The Osbournes:
"What is the father's name? Ozzy Osbourne? You cannot understand a thing he is saying. He used to be jazz singer? Rock singer? How he get so famous?"

Psychopathology, discussing prozac:
"I really think that they should dump the stuff in the god damn water supply. You know, like fluoride. Couldn't hurt! Um. I'm really kidding... but, just a little."

Print, while connecting paths in Illustrator:
"And the pen tool's like, 'Join! Join right here! Come on, everyone's doing it! You know, an army of one!' Except I'll go right here and be like, 'Oho, catch you later! You know, on the flip side!"