Pirates win!
Monday, January 19, 2004 » poll
After a long and fierce struggle, the pirates have emerged victorious, even over such ferocious opponents as ninjas, Solid Snake, and Batman. Early on, it looked like either ninjas or Batman would be the favorite, but then both the pirates and Snake enjoyed surprising comebacks along the way. The battle ended up pretty close and was about to go into overtime between Snake and the pirates, until Snake unfortunately lost some votes because some guy voted multiple times. Alas.
Personally, I had the most difficulty choosing between Snake and Batman. In all likelihood, if they were ever in such a battle they would probably just team up and completely dominate both the ninjas and the pirates. Then they would probably go brood for a while.
Let me know who you'd like to see pitted against one another next time around.
Final results are here.
Comments (2)
January 19, 2004, 4:07 PM
William »
Actually, I did some research, and in reality Batman and Solid Snake would not team up and dominate the ninjas and pirates. The pirates, led by one Mr. J. Sparrow would kick, slash, and shoot the living fuck out of the ninjas and solid snake. Batman would then try to sail off in a stolen schooner to live and fight another day, but Mr. Gibbs would bring the hijacked destroyer around from behind the lee of the island, and sink Batman. Suck it, Michael Keaton.