Thursday, February 12, 2004 » food thought
- There needs to be a term for when you are removing the flimsy paper freshness seal from a jar and the tab tears off, forcing you to awkwardly tear off the remaining lid in shreds to create an acceptable opening. This term would also be applicable to opening yogurt and pudding cup lids, but not the plastic ring around gallon milk jugs or plastic juice bottles because that is a different device.
- Boysenberry jam was not meant to be consumed by mere mortals.
Comments (1)
February 13, 2004, 3:44 AM
ToonHippie »
There should be a term for the act of carefully stabbing the peanut butter jar seal so that you break the seal, but do not ruin the perfection of the peanut butter's surface before you have gazed upon it.
Also, I suggest that an elite group of people be assembled to name these pop culture occurences, not just for the sake of naming them, but for the sake of mankind.