KATE BECKINSALE

You will encounter many perils on your quest, Hugh. Watch out for skeletons, flying medusa heads, zombies, and those little purple things that look like frogs. Remember, you may be tempted to pick up the dagger power-up, but the boomerang is much cooler. Oh, and hearts don't add to your life meter, they just give you more uses of your secondary weapon.

HUGH JACKMAN

That's totally weak.

KATE BECKINSALE

Seriously.