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Monday, May 8, 2006 » gaming link

All these "vintage" t-shirt sites already make me mad, but this is completely unacceptable:

OK, even if you don't have the, ahem, Konami Code1 memorized, with my extensive clarification of it a few months ago, there's no excuse for such butchering. I really hope nobody's bought this shirt. (Mostly for their sake, in case I run into them while they're wearing it.)

1 "Contra Code"? What is this, Gamepro?