Konami announces Contra 4, hooray!! But it's being made by some random American developer that specializes in Barbie and Spongebob games, un-hooray!!

A strange sight at sea.

Wii fan video contest winner: Good VS Wiivil.

Pictures of insanely complex intersections. Just look at the ridiculous, Family Circus-esque path required to make a left turn at the last intersection.

In case they ran into police, insane genius drugrunners built a rocket in the trunk of their car to launch their contraband into the atmosphere. It didn't quite go as planned, however.

Play the bizarro tangly game, now with more lasers!

Insane personal tent for changing clothes in private, in public. Or for just wearing around because you are EVEN INSANER.

Ten weird Japanese/Korean soft drinks. WATER SALAD WATER SALAD

Nothing has made me feel as old as this does. (Also, I scoff at all of you.)

Let's be friends. :]]]]

I'd really like to know the true story behind this guy whose entire life is made of wood. I mean, what are you going to do with a wooden coat?

Things that look like things.

Google Maps Street View causes fights.

Here's the story of an identity theft victim who literally chased down the thief through San Francisco.

Scott Wade's dirty car art gallery.

One minute painting.

US states renamed after countries with similar GDPs.

Largest island, largest lake on an island, largest island in a lake on an island... and it just keeps going.

If I Am Elected President, by Chuck Norris.

Ruben's tube: half-science demonstration, half-music visualization for people who think their iTunes needs more fire.

Strange little Chinese Internet bunnies.

"When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know."

SelfKiss is a sort of creepy gallery of people kissing themselves.

Soul Calibur IV confirmed for 2008.

Knights VS Jedi Knights. Girlfriends VS videogames. Buzz Aldrin VS Jean-Luc Picard. And Japanese mythology VS... Japanese toilets? The art of Wikigroaning.

Some pretty awesome MySpace skins. As the site notes, a lot of them are probably violating the MySpace ToS, so don't get too excited.

Another alterna-clock: the timeline clock.

Pros and cons of working as a freelance graphic designer.

What the World Eats see what a week's worth of food for families around the world looks like, compare how much it all costs, gain a newfound respect for European soda bottles, and secretly vow to crush an Italian in a bread-eating contest.

Arcade Fire stole my basketball. Arcade Fire didn't steal dude's basketball. Arcade Fire stole my basketball player. A totally awesome new meme in the making. butler-nicks-chaps-football-squib

Brain-melting self-referential aptitude test.

The badassification of David Pogue.

Hoshi Saga, by Yoshio Ishii. Really cool game/toy/Flash demo. Level 12 is particularly frustrating.

I totally want this polar clock for my wall.

70s porn video redubbed into a (clean) educational video about the Vietnam War. "So, uhh... do you know anything about Vietnam?"

500 years of female portraits in art.

15 reasons Mr. Rogers was the best neighbor ever. Surely there's one more reason that's better than Michael Keaton's career.

15 unusual Google Street View sightings.

Singapore has some really cool, randomly-packaged sodas and teas called Anything or Whatever, which I would totally buy if they sold them here. Absolutely do not miss the commercials on their Website, which actually pretty cool in and of itself.

So these Tetris ice cube molds are really just intended for making ice cubes, but that doesn't mean you can't appropriate them for making Tetris-shaped everything.

Photomosaic created using the Wii photo channel. Of course the images are made up of thousands of anime girls.

Come for the supernerd talking about robots (OK, maybe not), stay for the totally awesome Magic Edge-ian robot battle simulator!!!!!!

More Japanese gameshow madness.

Meet the world.