Top 69 worst BEST porn movie names. I'm still disappointed that there's no Wikipedia list of porn parodies of other movies.

Gravity Pods is a cool, physics-based target shooting game. Hone your Portal skills now! (If this game were anything like Portal.)

This is totally stupid (in many ways), but it's worth watching just for the end, when you can hear one of the producers screaming in the background.

The 100 greatest covers? I didn't even realize a lot of these were covers/had been covered.

Pika Pika 2007: awesome long-exposure photography animation by Takeshi Nagata and Kazue Monno. Pretty cool soundtrack, too.

Now! Cool your drinks using this metallic orb.

Tomoyasu Hotei - Bambina

This video has both Tomoyasu Hotei and David Bowie in its title, which to me sounds like the greatest video on the Internet. But OK, the first half is just Japanese commercials (not even the insane-awesome ones), and then the interview itself is horrible and impossible to understand. I'll sum it up for you: BNVNBVBNVBMVBNNBMHBVMBNMVNBmvbNVBMNBv. argh I'm so disappointed

Origins of familiar phrases. Verbs include: stump, wing, stave, botch, and paintthetownred.

Triangles is sort of a split-brained game where you control one side with the keyboard and the other side with the mouse. It's way better than that one from a few weeks ago. I'm not even going to link that one again.

Bananas VS cats

1812 Shmupature. Of course, I wouldn't be caught dead actually saying "shmup" (or i guess, dead wearing a sign that says "shmup" on it). SNOB-UP!

Trying to explain World of WarCraft gold farmers to someone from 1977.

Zack Kim plays two guitars at once. Of course he's got all the requisite YouTube songs, like Canon in D, SMB, and the Simpsons theme. Also, isn't this basically just playing the piano?

One-click butter cutter is genius! I would get one but I'm afraid that my butter intake would increase 1000%. (Also my toast and mashed potato intake.)

"You must live near the UN building," the Floridian says to one of the New York ladies after the entree is served. Yes, she responds, shaking her head wearily. "They should suicide-bomb that place."

Photos from a Japanese sewer system that look more like some sci-fi movie.

The White Stripes play a one-note concert to close out their Canadian tour. Also I should listen to the White Stripes more often.

Juergen Perthold attaches a camera to his wandering cat, posts the photos.

Although I often make fun of Japan in this very sidebar for some crazy gameshow or invention, major, major props for this underwater room.

"You want me to show you tough? I'll show you tough." Also, the origin of the afro ninja!

Some police try to beat on a soccer hooligan without realizing that he's basically a single cell of the gigantic collective mob that's surrounding them.

Gun-wielding burglar breaks into dinner party, opts for wine and a hug, and leaves.

Glowsticks + blender = ????

Building with walls made out of water.

OK, so a few years ago you probably heard about the soldier who legally changed his name to Optimus Prime. And maybe you heard of the guy who changed his middle name to Megatron? Well, GUESS WHAT.

I was never a fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks, but this is still upsetting.

YES: JET KAYAK!!

Insane Indian PlayStation 2 ad.

Play all your NES ROMs on an actual NES using this cartridge-shaped flash cart.

Google-ified maps from Dragon Quest I, II, III, and IV. If only these had existed about 15 years ago.

So, you want to learn Japanese.

Architecture in Amsterdam. WHAT IN THE WORLD. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET EVERYONE SMOKE WEED.

Strange sights on Google Earth. Pretty sure I haven't linked this set before.

Voted the #1 blog post to write if you want to be blacklisted from all future employment!

So here's a short documentary on David Bowie's teeth.

33 names of things you never knew had names.

Crazy South Koreans become human pixels, all in the name of the great Samsung.

ENLARGE!: macrofied objects.

Flight of the Conchords perform a lesser-known Bowie song.

Animal-on-animal violence: lion punches ferret in the face, ferret still loves to annoy lion.

Bong Hits 4 Jesus: the game!

The saddest iPhone unboxing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WALRUS

baby seal says woof

I really don't know what the deal is with this is, but they linked it on Kotaku like three days in a row a couple weeks ago and it really creeps me out.

Lego aircraft carrier about to wage war... on boredom!!!!!!!!!

Here are a couple puzzles, the second of which is supposedly easier to solve if you have a damaged frontal lobe. In other news, I think I might have a damaged frontal lobe.

Sign language, now in less convenient matchbook form.

I clicked on this link because it was called "Arcade Basketball Fire" and it was totally nothing like what I was expecting, but still awesome.

This plush NES even has removable plush game cartridges. You know, in case you get tired of playing plush Duck Hunt.

Japanese guy draws a picture using HTML tables. Let me guess, it's an anime girl?

In a hurry? Here are the outcomes from every episode of MythBusters.

Some of the worst scenes from some of the worst movies ever. Apparently it doesn't get much worse than Shark Attack III.

OH SO FAT