Things I saw in the returns line at Best Buy

  • DirecTV DVR
  • karaoke machine
  • Tak 2
  • ATI Radeon 9550
  • Xerox-brand LCD display
  • kid in a black "Alcatraz Psycho Ward" t-shirt returning EverQuest II with his mom
  • elderly couple returning a DVD player, 15-20 DVDs, including an entire season of Sex and the City and no less than seven copies of Anchorman