Drinkin'

I - Naked Juice's new Mango Açaí flavor is horrible. The first time I tried one of these it was fermented and the bottle exploded. The second time there was no explosion, but the smell was exactly the same. The label's description of the flavor being similar to chocolate-covered berries is one of the biggest lies in recent memory, right next to "I'll log after this instance" and Electoral-Vote.com.

II - OHGOD the Precious Slut tattoo shop in IV has an entire Jones-branded refrigerator filled with delectable Jones products. Lately the selection at IV Market and Mac's Market has been a bit lacking so I'm interested in seeing what they might have to offer, although I'm torn because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of a store with a name as idiotic as "Precious Slut."

III - I forgot what #3 was going to be. p.s. i luv soda