Top 5 objects I have used to destroy spiders

Thursday, July 14, 2005 » general list

Nobody likes spiders. This is a widely-accepted fact. If you think you may be an exception, other people probably think you're weird.

Anyway, here is my list:

1. Fire extinguisher
2. Two (2) 12-pack soda cartons
3. Automatic car window
4. Nerf(tm) ball bazooka
5. GIANT STOMP (The victim was actually a colossal mosquito hawk, but I am incredibly proud of this because it was flying at the time, so I have to include it.)

Now all my prospective employers will know that I am actually a coldblooded bug killer.